geoffb2005
Four year old James and seven year old Timothy, brothers, wake up one morning.
Timothy looks over at James, "I think we're now old enough to swear, what do you think?"
"Ok," says James.
So they go downstairs for breakfast.
"What would you like for breakfast James?", asks their Mother.
"Coco Pops .. bitch", says James!
WHACK!! James is holding his head and crying.
"And what would you like Timothy?", asks their Mother with a sterner voice.
"Well," ponders Timothy, "not sure I want fu**ing Coco Pops!"