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Alice2

In: York
Posts: 2585

Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?

Message posted by Alice2 on 23 October 2009 at 23:32

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Alice2 @ 23/10/2009 23:32:37

limeninja9

In: Liverpool
Posts: 737

Easy,, they would play with it then drop it at your feet...

Message posted by limeninja9 on 23 October 2009 at 23:44

limeninja9 @ 23/10/2009 23:44:36

Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17948

same reason there aint cat-flavoured dog food? lol

Message posted by Sandi on 23 October 2009 at 23:56

Sandi @ 23/10/2009 23:56:22

Alice2

In: York
Posts: 2585

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Message posted by Alice2 on 24 October 2009 at 00:09

Alice2 @ 24/10/2009 00:09:14

Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17948

Noah idea

Message posted by Sandi on 24 October 2009 at 07:10

Sandi @ 24/10/2009 07:10:28

ghosthunter

In: Hinckley
Posts: 1659

Cats will chase and eat anything smaller than themselves so flavour isn't really relevant. So you should be asking....Why isn't there a frog/butterfly/mouse/spider/fly/moth/sparrow flavoured cat food. I guess the market for artificial mouse flavour just isn't in that much demand lol I have eaten rat once but not mouse.

Message posted by ghosthunter on 24 October 2009 at 07:51

ghosthunter @ 24/10/2009 07:51:41

Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17948

Wouldn't a human have to eat a mouse to know what flavouring to add to cat food to get it to taste like a mouse?

I can't beleive I'm bored enough to be thinking about this never mind posting about it

What did the rat taste like, and don't say 'rat'?

Message posted by Sandi on 24 October 2009 at 08:16

Sandi @ 24/10/2009 08:16:07

WheelyNealy

In: Near Driffield
Posts: 2751

CHICKEN !

Message posted by WheelyNealy on 24 October 2009 at 10:03

WheelyNealy @ 24/10/2009 10:03:17

Alice2

In: York
Posts: 2585

BORED ??? Never !!!

Ghostie. . .if cats eat anything small that runs around , then why doesn't cat food come on wheels?? Bloody h. . .I don't even have a cat!

Message posted by Alice2 on 24 October 2009 at 11:23

Alice2 @ 24/10/2009 11:23:57

WheelyNealy

In: Near Driffield
Posts: 2751

what u lot see in cats ? theyve got u wraped round there there imagenary fingers ant they !!!!!!

Message posted by WheelyNealy on 24 October 2009 at 12:25

WheelyNealy @ 24/10/2009 12:25:05

Blueboy955i

In: Darlington
Posts: 916

Hmmm, what's the opposite of Sarcastic?

Message posted by Blueboy955i on 24 October 2009 at 12:26

Blueboy955i @ 24/10/2009 12:26:19

vinnie

In: Harrogate
Posts: 304

Why are Walkers beef flavoured crisps suitable for vegetarians but cheese and onion aren't.

is there another word for Thesaurus.

and why when you go AAARRRGGHHH!! in a library everyone one goes ssshhh! but do it on a plane and they all join in.

Message posted by vinnie on 24 October 2009 at 20:16

vinnie @ 24/10/2009 20:16:53

ghosthunter

In: Hinckley
Posts: 1659

Kwack, the rat tasted like the sauce it was BBQ'd in! Some Gurkha concoction of spices...them buggers used to eat owt!...funnily enough though they got pissed on a pint.

Message posted by ghosthunter on 24 October 2009 at 22:06

ghosthunter @ 24/10/2009 22:06:03

Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17948

Mm Ghost I shoulda thunk of that lol Blue my answer is 'humourless', it has to be my answer, cos I is sarcastic

Vinnie, when it says 'flavour' or flavoured' it means it tastes like the real stuff but it isn't. If a product says 'beef and onion' or 'strawberry' without the word 'flavour/ed' then it has to contain those ingredients.

Message posted by Sandi on 24 October 2009 at 23:02

Sandi @ 24/10/2009 23:02:20

limeninja9

In: Liverpool
Posts: 737

Soz Kwak,,

FlavourED has to have the ingredient in... It is flavoured with ... whatever.

Flavour only has to taste like it and that would be subjective..

The rest is correct,,,

Message posted by limeninja9 on 24 October 2009 at 23:31

limeninja9 @ 24/10/2009 23:31:01

Alice2

In: York
Posts: 2585

Opposite of sarcastic??? Hmm?? Notcastic?? Narcotic?? PASS!! Another word for thesaurus?? Synonymaurus??? Sounds more like a dinosaur to me!! LOL. ... .thanks for the giggles you equally bored people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Message posted by Alice2 on 24 October 2009 at 23:45

Alice2 @ 24/10/2009 23:45:13

Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17948

Well LN I'm glad I got summat right, I'd hate to think I wasted my keyboard ink

Message posted by Sandi on 24 October 2009 at 23:49

Sandi @ 24/10/2009 23:49:14

limeninja9

In: Liverpool
Posts: 737

My reason is but to serve...

(insert winks and laughs of your choice)

Message posted by limeninja9 on 25 October 2009 at 08:24

limeninja9 @ 25/10/2009 08:24:31

Brummie Jackie

In: Hobbit HQ
Posts: 20609

Lime if u r here but to serve ................ weres my cuppa ????

Message posted by Brummie Jackie on 25 October 2009 at 11:07

Brummie Jackie @ 25/10/2009 11:07:30

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Why is there no solar powered sun dial.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 27 October 2009 at 15:39

Deleted Member @ 27/10/2009 15:39:02

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