http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2005/disco-elevator-...tor-p1.php party at mine for my 1000 posts, theres not much room so get there early !!!!   click on the link to go though the door dress to impress 70's style will look brill, rubes already there in his red sequin little number see ya all there                                                                                                                                                                             

brill mate party at urs then lol                                                                                                                                                                             

yep rc just bring your own oxygen cos think we may run out quick in that space !!!!!!!!!  an no one allowed in who cant do confined spaces !!!!!!!!!                                                                                                                                                                             

cheers mate be over later with me bottle of malibu                                                                                                                                                                              

tight squeeze mate but god i've got a hang over now! and ya forgot the bloody twiglets!!!!!! call ya self the hostess with the mostest, ..........................................                                                                                                                                                                             

1000 posts for Storm as she joins the club.  Well done hon Knew you could do it this week.     1000                                                                                                                                                                              

Great party hun glad to be able to congratulate you, can't find the kettle though with all this many people in here and you know I don't drink WHERE'S THE KETTLE before I die of thirst pmsl                                                                                                                                                                             

It's hidden behind the gin bottles... you know what Storm is like.... that many bottles of gin she could hide RC's car behind them......                                                                                                                                                                             

hey rube dont tell everyone im a wino !!!!! or they will all want some !!!!!!. thanks guys and so sorry about the twiglets di but i cant stand them an its my party an i only wanted what i like to eat !!!!!!!!!! so banned marmite too !!!!!!!! will stamp my feet an blow a rasberry if anyone picks on me at my party.........................  lol        have any of you got hangovers this morning or was it just lack of oxygen that sent you all runing to the door when the bell pinged for ech floor ????                                                                                                                                                                             

It was the lack of oxygen mate..............................rube had been on the pickled eggs again lol, ya need to have a word before you have another party!!!!                                                                                                                                                                             

Hey I treated myself today... had a bit of chocolate.....  Freddo the Frog choccy bar, only cost 10p so I went for it.   Wish I had had a pickled egg instead now.... got indigestion.                                                                                                                                                                              

haha that will teach ya                                                                                                                                                                              

................. I love the way the sympathy just flows from the members on here...........                                                                                                                                                                             

  u would'nt have it any other way                                                                                                                                                                              

Chinese Doctor While in China, a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time.   A week after arriving back  home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered in bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results.The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says: "I've got bad news for you --- you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it."The man looks a little perplexed and says: "Well, give me a shot orsomething and fix me up, Doc." The doctor answers: "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going tohave to amputate your penis." The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not !  I want a second opinion."The doctor replies: "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want but surgery is your only choice." The next day,the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about thedisease.    The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: "Ah, yes,Mongolian VD. Vely rare disease." The guy says to the doctor: "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but whatcan we do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!" The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: "Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money that way. No need to opelate!" Oh, Thank God!" the man replies."Yes," says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry !  Wait two weeks. Faw off by itself!                                                                                                                                                                             

Picture of the week Three wheeled superbike Hope you can see this!!!!! Odd bodkins or wot?                                                                                                                                                                             

hey thats quite neat.would be great for BWB                                                                                                                                                                              

different ain't it?   never thought of that oggy!! but i reckon you could be right                                                                                                                                                                              

oiiiiiiiiiiii you lot leave him alone your so cruel                                                                                                                                                                              

soz, just thought it might help if you didn't have to keep playing nurse maid