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pondlife

In: Bristol
Posts: 838

Your country needs lerts! Its very old I know and i'm sorry

Message posted by pondlife on 19 September 2009 at 14:03

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Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17948

Its very old I know and i'm sorry

Too much info lol the joke is quite old too

Message posted by Sandi on 19 September 2009 at 14:06

Sandi @ 19/09/2009 14:06:42

Roaring Ruby

In: Cardiff
Posts: 479

lerts??/ Pond????

Again!!1

Message posted by Roaring Ruby on 20 September 2009 at 04:30

Roaring Ruby @ 20/09/2009 04:30:51

pondlife

In: Bristol
Posts: 838

Bloody hell Rube!!

Message posted by pondlife on 20 September 2009 at 08:29

pondlife @ 20/09/2009 08:29:48

Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17948

*click clack* sound of knitting needles as I knit Ruby a 'blonde' wig

(I could lend you one of mine Ruby, I have loads)

Message posted by Sandi on 20 September 2009 at 08:57

Sandi @ 20/09/2009 08:57:06

Roaring Ruby

In: Cardiff
Posts: 479

May I have a Maralyn Monroe one,,,,,,,,,,please

Message posted by Roaring Ruby on 21 September 2009 at 03:23

Roaring Ruby @ 21/09/2009 03:23:33

Nutkin68

In: Hull
Posts: 4203

*Nut wakes* what ?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Message posted by Nutkin68 on 21 September 2009 at 04:04

Nutkin68 @ 21/09/2009 04:04:27

Nutkin68

In: Hull
Posts: 4203

I have a red one

Message posted by Nutkin68 on 21 September 2009 at 07:32

Nutkin68 @ 21/09/2009 07:32:41

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

can i borrow one please

Message posted by Deleted Member on 21 September 2009 at 07:34

Deleted Member @ 21/09/2009 07:34:24

Nutkin68

In: Hull
Posts: 4203

its out at the mo in use !!

Message posted by Nutkin68 on 21 September 2009 at 07:36

Nutkin68 @ 21/09/2009 07:36:55

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

ok,will just stick the kitten on my head....think they call it art !!!!!

Message posted by Deleted Member on 21 September 2009 at 07:45

Deleted Member @ 21/09/2009 07:45:59

Roaring Ruby

In: Cardiff
Posts: 479

Red will do very nicely....:-)

Message posted by Roaring Ruby on 22 September 2009 at 20:48

Roaring Ruby @ 22/09/2009 20:48:02

Roaring Ruby

In: Cardiff
Posts: 479

PS,,,,still dont know what a lert is...

Message posted by Roaring Ruby on 22 September 2009 at 20:49

Roaring Ruby @ 22/09/2009 20:49:12

Dragon13

In: Billingshurst
Posts: 299

PS,,,,still dont know what a lert is...

It isn't, Ruby! Wink

Message posted by Dragon13 on 22 September 2009 at 20:52

Dragon13 @ 22/09/2009 20:52:44

limeninja9

In: Liverpool
Posts: 737

RR, go and have a lie down and a nice cup of tea...

Don't spill it!!!!

Message posted by limeninja9 on 22 September 2009 at 20:56

limeninja9 @ 22/09/2009 20:56:08

Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17948

Ruby...get your dictionary...go to the A section...look for the word alert I'm using extra THICK wool for your wig

(just kidding)

Message posted by Sandi on 22 September 2009 at 23:23

Sandi @ 22/09/2009 23:23:44

Bikeabill

In: Hull /Hessle
Posts: 4484

lert is a small fur coverd object that nibbles on your toes

Message posted by Bikeabill on 22 September 2009 at 23:38

Bikeabill @ 22/09/2009 23:38:43

Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17948

Don't go confusing Ruby more than she already is! lol

Message posted by Sandi on 22 September 2009 at 23:42

Sandi @ 22/09/2009 23:42:08

Roaring Ruby

In: Cardiff
Posts: 479

UUUrrrgh Ay ?????????? now Im really

Nice cop of tea....no help either,,,,shall remain

I dont mind,,,, Need a date when wig ready!

Message posted by Roaring Ruby on 22 September 2009 at 23:44

Roaring Ruby @ 22/09/2009 23:44:39

Bikeabill

In: Hull /Hessle
Posts: 4484

Soon as we get enough fur of the lerts we can make the wig for you Ruby

Message posted by Bikeabill on 23 September 2009 at 00:00

Bikeabill @ 23/09/2009 00:00:57

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