A man boarded an aircraft at London 's Heathrow Airport for New York , and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realised she was heading straight toward  his seat and bingo - she took the seat right beside him. 'Hello', he blurted out, 'Business trip or  vacation?'  She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, 'Business.  I'm going to  the annual nymphomaniac convention in the  United States .'  He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had  ever  seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting  for  nymphomaniacs!  Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked,  'What's your  business role at this convention?' 'Lecturer,' she responded.’ I use  my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about  sexuality.'  'Really', he smiled, 'what myths are  those?'  'Well,' she explained, 'one popular myth is  that African-American  men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the  Native American  Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another  popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is  the men of  Greek descent. We have also found that the best potential  lovers in all  categories are the Irish.'  Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed.  'I'm sorry,'  she said 'I really shouldn't be discussing this  with you, I don't even  know your name!'  'Tonto,' the man said. 'Tonto Papadopoulos, but  my friends call me  Paddy.'                                                                                                                                                                                         

     He should be so lucky!!                                                                                                                                                                              

is it not best to keep all the jokes on the "silly jokes " thread....which i started by the way lol.....then we can keep the way clear for bike stuff ???....not having a go minger....                                                                                                                                                                             

soz ian ,i thougt it was !                                                                                                                                                                             

ian runs off with minger after him.......trying to avoid that baseball bat.................again ...lol morning buddy                                                                                                                                                                             

alright mate,not a good start to the day is it,being chased with a bat!                                                                                                                                                                              

lmao....especially buddy as i am a fat lad and cant run...apart to the bar that is...beers on me ???                                                                                                                                                                             

Mines a diet coke Ian no ice cheers and a bag of dry roasted                                                                                                                                                                               

Is this on the events page yet? I can't see it.....                                                                                                                                                                             

That was'nt a silly joke was it ?? sorry Ian just taking the mick a little bit being half irish myself .lol                                                                                                                                                                              

hey thats cool exc...you my stupid sense of humour lol                                                                                                                                                                              

Minger wont get it wrong again , and i miss yours Buddy you had so many jokes and then got all quite?? whats up the king of drivel cant have a mute button !lol