mind started to wander (its the nomadic brain cell!) and ended up perusing things you can do in a c*r(think thats a swear word on here!) and ditto as a pillion ; *comb hair and apply lippy vs wtf is a hairdo anyway! *sleep (cos bored as hell!) vs flyin'! yeah! *not wearing the right outfit vs sweaty leathers saves botherin' *holding hands vs enjoying those rumble strips (you know what I mean girls!!) . . ... ooh er!! All of a sudden minds gone blank!!                                                                                                                                                                             

hahaha Nice one Alice... Sitting slumped in passenger seat vs Stella Grip(TM)                                                                                                                                                                              

Shame on you Alice, a bit gender biased isn't it. What happened to equal opportunity?                                                                                                                                                                             

come on alice, you're letting the side down, course us ladies can mutitask & apply lippy whilst pillion.                                                                                                                                                                                

sat in traffic   or  singin in & out those silly cars (in my case with eyes shut  )                                                                                                                                                                              

Would that be the Gary Numan track you are singing Nina?                                                                                                                                                                             

Shame on you Alice, a bit gender biased isn't it. What happened to equal opportunity?

I'm sure Alice would gladly lend you her lippy if you fancy trying out her theory Prof
                                                                                                                                                                             

I can sing as loud as I like under my helmet and no one tells me to shut the F up!. I just love it. Would be better if I had an intercom tho                                                                                                                                                                               

Intercom???How else are us blokes supposed to get some peace and quiet??                                                                                                                                                                             

This is why I love driving the lorry late at night, it's lorry-oke in my cab  especially when driving round the brum area, late night radio is normally of the power ballads variety so I belt it out!                                                                                                                                                                              

Thanks Alice, have to rember to ride the rumble strips with u on the back. Does it work for you other girls                                                                                                                                                                              

Pillion - just so i can hold on tight (gotta let u fellas think us girlies are a little scared)   Bikeabill - not gonna tell ya, wouldnt want u petitioning the council to get lots of rumble strips put down in Hull... lol                                                                                                                                                                             

wonder if y can get tyres with built in rumblestrips?                                                                                                                                                                             

The white lines on the sides of motorways now have ridges in them to wake up any dozing drivers if they wander onto them! Much the same as a rumble strip but hundreds of miles long MWAHAHAHA                                                                                                                                                                             

reet, am altering me motorway technique as soon as i get the chancewhat do we reckon is the optimum speed, am i just gonna have to have a play till i get it right

PMSL at JJ...good girl way to go!....   I can do most things pillion...have had 26yrs practise! LOL   I must admit I cannot do one thing nowadays ride and be pillion at the same time!! (I can hear you muttering smart g*t!!!) well it is true....I must admit I cannot wait to get a man to go pilly with me when I eventually get my bigger bike...will be interesting to see where he will hold on to!!!   Rumble strips...I was a Harley virgin til I went pilly on a Roadster...oooh lost it all over again!!!                                                                                                                                                                              

Dont ride in Hull but could do with some on N.Y. moors, did 200 miles up there yesterday did't se any                                                                                                                                                                             

ah but they have cattle grids there!!                                                                                                                                                                             

<-----  grabs helmet, jumps on back of nearest bike and asks him ever so nicely to do the speed limit (yeah right) on the white lines of the motorway, whilst pretending to hang on for dear life!... sorted...   ( just so me and julie can compare optimum speed results, that is)                                                                                                                                                                             

Well it will save on batteries!!!!