Bike news... hmmmm... ok
Dotty the Dragstar 650 was all clean and shiny due to Cissy spending two days with a pot of chrome polish and numerous dusters.... she had maintained her clean, sparkliness for days as Cissy refused point blank to take her out in anything other than brilliant sunshine.
Aforementioned sunshine appeared today, so Dotty, resplendantly clean and shiny had a trip to Basingstoke... sun glinting off the shininess..... admiring looks from assorted blokies (until they realised a woman was riding it).....
THEN..... IT RAINED!! NO, the skies opened and deposited bucket loads of water over Dotty (and Cissy)...
So Dotty is not so shiny anymore and Cissy has a wet ass....
is that what you meant Matt?