BEG, BORROW OR STEAL (BBC2)Jamie Theakston: Where do you think Cambridge University is?Contestant: Geography isn't my strong point.Theakston: There's a clue in the title.Contestant: Leicester.   BBC NORFOLKStewart White: Who had a worldwide hit with What A Wonderful World?Contestant: I don't know.White: I'll give you some clues: what do you call the part between your hand and your elbow?Contestant: Arm.White: Correct. And if you're not weak, you're...?Contestant: Strong.White: Correct - and what was Lord Mountbatten's first name?Contestant: Louis.White: Well, there we are then. So who had a worldwide hit with the song What A Wonderful World?Contestant: Frank Sinatra? UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC2)Jeremy Paxman: What is another name for 'cherrypickers' and 'cheesemongers'?Contestant: Homosexuals.Paxman: No. They're regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you. RTE RADIO 2FM (IRELAND)Presenter: What is the name of the long- running TV comedy show about pensioners: Last Of The ...?Caller: Mohicans. SIMPLY THE BEST (ITV)Phil Tufnell: How many Olympic Games have been held?Contestant: Six.Tufnell: Higher!Contestant: Five. JAMES O'BRIEN SHOW (LBC)O'Brien: How many kings of England have been called Henry?Contestant: Er, well, I know there was a Henry the Eighth ... er ... er ... three? STEVE WRIGHT IN THE AFTERNOON (BBC RADIO 2)Wright: Johnny Weissmuller died on this day. Which jungle-swinging character clad only in a loincloth did he play?Contestant: Jesus.                                                                                                                                                                             

  |Nice one ... sounds like some of the answers my son would give

Well that was worth waiting for I was about to log of and phone the idiots at my mobile phone company, now I probably wont be so rude to them   Well done Jax   Just in time                                                                                                                                                                              

BBC Radio Merseyside:   Billy Butler: What was Hitler's first name?   Contestant: Was it Heil?                                                                                                                                                                             

Look up the answers to questions on Family Fortunes, they include classics like these.

Name a dangerous race - the Arabs

Name a bird with a long neck - Naomi Campbell

Name something blue - my cardigan                                                                                                                                                                             

My favourite off a quiz was   Whats the capital of Washington?   Answer: Gotham City !!!!!!!!!!!                                                                                                                                                                             

   Behave! me guts are achin' with laughin'                                                                                                                                                                              

vinnie...top drawer...take a bow, made me chuckle                                                                                                                                                                             

what was Ghandi's first name? was it Goosey Goosey??