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15 Posts | Latest reply on 22/06/2009 09:55:45 by Karey | Go to original / last post

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Deleted Member

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: Fwd: The Devil made me send this An old lady dies and goes to heaven.She's chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly GatesWhen all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood curdling screams.'Don't worry about that,' says St. Peter,'It's only someone having the holes put into her shoulder blades for the wings.'The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation . Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams.'Oh my God,' says the old lady, 'now what is happening?''Not to worry,' says St. Peter,'She's just having her head drilled to fit the halo.''I can't do this,' says the old lady, 'I'm going to hell.''You can't go there,' says St. Peter.'You'll be raped and taken advantage of.''Maybe so,' says the old lady, 'but I've already got the holes for that..'

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excalibur

In: york
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nice one VR ....much less painfull

Message posted by excalibur on 19 June 2009 at 14:14

excalibur @ 19/06/2009 14:14:47

drobess

In: Bedworth
Posts: 2473

very gud vent, im sure the devil didnt av 2 twist yr arm much 2 make u send that post. hehe

Message posted by drobess on 19 June 2009 at 14:21

drobess @ 19/06/2009 14:21:39

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Ohhhh he did lots & lots and it hurt

Message posted by Deleted Member on 19 June 2009 at 14:36

Deleted Member @ 19/06/2009 14:36:55

drobess

In: Bedworth
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ye ye vent, i can hear you screamin from coventry. lol

Message posted by drobess on 19 June 2009 at 17:31

drobess @ 19/06/2009 17:31:20

Roachy

In: West Yorks
Posts: 1042

Not heard that one before - very good!

Message posted by Roachy on 19 June 2009 at 19:26

Roachy @ 19/06/2009 19:26:23

Deleted Member

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lmao vent

Message posted by Deleted Member on 19 June 2009 at 19:27

Deleted Member @ 19/06/2009 19:27:06

Dragon13

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Message posted by Dragon13 on 19 June 2009 at 19:58

Dragon13 @ 19/06/2009 19:58:13

Sandi

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ROFPML

At last a joke I aint heard! / read before

Message posted by Sandi on 19 June 2009 at 22:10

Sandi @ 19/06/2009 22:10:36

fastjock

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Message posted by fastjock on 20 June 2009 at 07:28

fastjock @ 20/06/2009 07:28:16

feistygirl

In: Rochdale
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PMSL.... best joke yet this month!

Message posted by feistygirl on 20 June 2009 at 16:11

feistygirl @ 20/06/2009 16:11:37

Emzed

In: Pickering
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I must agree, its a cracker

Message posted by Emzed on 20 June 2009 at 20:02

Emzed @ 20/06/2009 20:02:55

Deleted Member

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Aww thanks

Message posted by Deleted Member on 21 June 2009 at 06:12

Deleted Member @ 21/06/2009 06:12:54

rockape266

In: Grays
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like that a new joke is a rear thing

Message posted by rockape266 on 22 June 2009 at 07:09

rockape266 @ 22/06/2009 07:09:38

Karey

In: Barnsley
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haha,...very good vent

Message posted by Karey on 22 June 2009 at 09:55

Karey @ 22/06/2009 09:55:45

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