Saw my boss today........ he had his head in his hands.....   "You won't believe this Dave." He said   "What's up Bob?"  says I.   "You just got back from France....  I just had a phone call from the wing commander..... 12 aeroplanes are just taking off..... they are going to where you just took 24 hours getting back from.  Totally unsupported.......... any snags and I have to find a crew to go and recover them."       At this point I ran screaming for the exit............                                                                                                                                                                             

It never rains but it pours does it Rube?
Welcome back to Blighty mate.
                                                                                                                                                                             

Thanks 2Ws................ I must be home because everything is sh*t again.............. lol                                                                                                                                                                             

Yeah, must be the weather mate.                                                                                                                                                                              

awwwww rube sorry its so shitty, didn't know france was so good !!!!!  was you any where near the moulon roudge yep i know spelt it wrong !!! tried six times an it still looks wrong !!! that place where they dance in feathers and frills well you got ya dinner to look forward to on saturday and gwens bling xmas house so things arnt that bad !!!! wwell unless you forget ya shades for gwens it might be, bring some polaroid wrap arounds you'll be safe then !!!   MATT I NEED A SPELL CHEKKER AN ONE THAT DONT MAKE MISTAKES AND DOESNT GIVE YOU LOADS OF CHOICE !!!   well they might be cos you'll be meeeting us lot !!!!                                                                                                                                                                             

yeah lap land got nowt on gwens house lol                                                                                                                                                                             

Hey rube ,this ones better they have sent me out tommorow no address on job card,a farm,somewhere in derbyshire,wish me luck lol                                                                                                                                                                               

good luck sean lol                                                                                                                                                                             

 Will u lot stop picking on my house IT'S CHRISTMAS and u'll put rube off staying here lol, shades indeed it's not that bad just don't need normal lights on thats all pmsl, and at least u know my house on the street it's only one with lots of decs rofl.   right now bk to subject emmmmmmmmm what was it?                                                                                                                                                                             

got me there mate .........ur house is cool even though it took all year to put the decs up !!!!!!! luv ya really mate hahahahahahaha xxxxxx                                                                                                                                                                              

gwen my house lights have become rather dull since you swithched your on !!!!!!!  you hogging the national grid hunny !!!!!!  have you thought of powering them by wind turbine ????  cos i could see to read my book then !!!!!!!  it looks like east midlands airport has moved location, cos all i can see from my house is a huge glow of light coming from the denby area !!!!!!!   hugs mrs claus!!! cos im sure you need to be in touch with ya xmas side to deck ya house like that !!!!! pmsl                                                                                                                                                                             

Gwen i love your house i think it's cool by the way tell santa to get off the seesaw cos i want to play or the snowman gets it. And the budget was not for schools it to keep the grid going to power gwens house........                                                                                                                                                                             

give over u ain't breaking my seasaw act ur age little boys will play.   u only want the pointy bit DON'T YOU pmsl   And my large snowman cowers every time it hears a bike he thinks its u and he can't hide his nose lol                                                                                                                                                                             

Lol  you guys....... god its good to be back. By the way I think it is Moulin Rouge Storm.  And no I don't think I was nearby.......... but I am not sure as I don't know where it is...... Paris?????  Good luck Sean don't get lost........ by the sounds of it you could use Gwen's house as a light beacon to help you see your way.   Oh and you know what I said about these planes going to France just as we got back.......... Ha Ha Ha I knew it would happen.  Two have broken down already and they are all scattered to the four winds in France, so by the time the team sorts the first one out... and sets off to the second....... there are just bound to be more.  Not that I am laughing up my sleeve mind you.........oh no........... straight faced me........(not)   And will I go to fix them if they ask............. Not until the new year I won't....................  want more money                                                                                                                                                                             

see u do miss us after all rube                                                                                                                                                                              

Oh I do........ I really do                                                                                                                                                                              

yeah we can tell lmao                                                                                                                                                                             

I wonder how?                                                                                                                                                                              

hmmmmmmmmmm we wonder