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4 Posts | Latest reply on 03/12/2006 15:36:21 by SEAN ZXR750H1 | Go to original / last post
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TheUKCowboy

In: London Docklands
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Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their  days interesting. Well, for example, the other day Marilyn and I went into town and went into             a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there  was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen         a break?" He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.  I called him a Nazi *****. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres. So Marilyn called him a s---head. He finished the second ticket and put it  on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, we didn't care..............we came into town by bus! We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important         at our age.                                                                                                                                                                             
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LOL @ UKcowboy                                                                                                                                                                             
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lol @ uk cowboy welcome to biker see ya around                                                                                                                                                                             
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SEAN ZXR750H1

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That is funny,thankyou Sean                                                                                                                                                                             


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