Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Boy." I call mine "Sex." Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I'd like to have one too." Then I said, "You don't understand. I've had Sex since I was nine years old." He said, "You must have been quite a kid!" When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me, and a special room for Sex. He said, "Every room in the place is for sex." I said, "You don't understand. Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too." One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me that I should have sold tickets. "But you don't understand," I said, "I had hoped to have Sex on T.V." He called me a show-off. When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married." The judge said, "Me too." Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said, "Me too." Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?" I said, "I'm looking for Sex." My case comes up Friday.                                                                                                                                                                              

Pleading guilty then?                                                                                                                                                                              

Nope......... insanity.                                                                                                                                                                              

just found this rube,i like it. x                                                                                                                                                                             

COOL RUBE GLAD YOU WASNT ABOUT WHEN I HAD MY DOGGIE GOD KNOWS WHAT HER NAME MAY HAVE BEEN !!!!!!!!!!                                                                                                                                                                             

one of my ex-boyfriends used to have a cat called Piston the cat.                                                                                                                                                                             

 @ frag   I had cats called Bubble & Squeak, wanted to call 'em Pooh & Sticks but ex hubby refused to stand at back door and shout POOH!!!!                                                                                                                                                                             

fantastic Rube.....                                                                                                                                                                             

I had cats named Diablo and Sylvester and a dog called Snoopy. Come to think of it all my dogs were called Snoopy coz I never changed the name on the kennel.                                                                                                                                                                             

i had  cats called pilchard, kipper n whiskas lol                                                                                                                                                                             

had rabbits called stew and dinner!                                                                                                                                                                             

lol lol lol my rabbits called mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........                                                                                                                                                                             

bp,am guessing that rabbit aint from a pet shop!!!!xx                                                                                                                                                                             

lmao i shudent av sed that shud i?                                                                                                                                                                             

made me smile hun! amsure will make others grin too!                                                                                                                                                                              

lol thats wot its meant for yyyyeeehaaaaaaaaaaaa                                                                                                                                                                             

 that made me giggle   I must be normal my 2 rotties are called Bubbles and Bruno, my German Shepard is called Harley (not my choice tried shouting Suzuki but he wont answer me) and my Saluki is called Rose.  But then again what normal person would own 4 crazy dogs                                                                                                                                                                             

lol dunno wot normal person wud av loads of kids giv me dogs anyday lol                                                                                                                                                                             

I had a cat once.... I called her 'The wife'!!                                                                                                                                                                             

lol  gunslinger i had a boyfriend once called him a b*****d !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!