A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a fancy dressparty.He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg so hewrites to a fancy dress company to explain his problem. A few dayslater he  receives a parcel with a note:Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spottedhandkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg youwill be just right as a Pirate.The man thinks this is terrible because they emphasized his disability,so   he writes a letter of complaint. A week passes and he received anotherparcel.Dear Sir,Sorry about the previous parcel. Please find a monk's habit. The longrobe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you will really lookthe part.The man is extremely furious now, because the company has gone fromemphasizing his wooden leg to drawing attention to his bald head. Sohe writes a really rude letter of complaint. A few days later he gets avery small parcel from the company with an accompanying letter:Dear Sir,Please find enclosed a tin of Golden Syrup. Pour the tin of GoldenSyrup over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your arse and go as atoffee apple                                                                                                                                                                              

 Likin that...                                                                                                                                                                             

nice 1 kaz                                                                                                                                                                              

lol As usual kaz you're a star.                                                                                                                                                                             

cheers ppl..if it werent for u, my fan club, i wudda still been doin the Wheeltappers n Shunters