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30 Posts | Latest reply on 19/01/2009 12:04:04 by Oggy | Go to original / last post
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Wanted.Maid.Must be able to perform all household chores i.e ironing cooking making cakes ect.Position is live in,pay is rubbish but perks are good TongueEvil Smile
Anyone wishing to apply please send naked photo of themselves.

This job meets the requirements of the sex discrimation act 19whatever & is only open to those of the female gender Thumbs Up

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Can I send in a naked photo of someone else to increase my chances?

Ironing will have to be subbed out though Ermm
                                                                                                                                                                             
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You'd still accept Oggy's "Perks" of the job though? lol                                                                                                                                                                             
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There's cake.

I like cake

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**wonders if applicants receive photographic evidence of the perks on offer in return....??**Evil SmileWink     ......Seems fair if part of the remuneration 'package'....??!!  lol                                                                                                                                                                                         
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Oggy - should I send the photo from before the surgery or the after one?                                                                                                                                                                             
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LOL Prof I'm afraid it has to state female on the birth certificate LOL
Cake may be shared WB Wink& Catey,possibly Evil Smile
                                                                                                                                                                             
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But Oggy dear it does                                                                                                                                                                             
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LOL Only you Oggy and no i'm not applying but happy to come help errr sort out the applicants.
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*joins the cue who are waiting patiently for prof to eventually grace BM with a profile pic*;o)..............                                                                                                                                                                             
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Hey Oggy will a uniform be provided or will I have to bring my own?? Evil Smile                                                                                                                                                                              
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Lace pinny only i'd sayWink                                                                                                                                                                             
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YEAH PROF,if scary can take er own piccy an frighten the bejesus out of us  so can yu!!ged on wiv it!!                                                                                                                                                                             
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Oggy

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Pitcure must be full length head,face & body shotBig smile
Just as nature intended Mary,french maids uniform but others will be considered after a full inspection Thumbs Up

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prof

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Oggy, are you sure you want me to post a profile pic "au naturel"?    Sorry, I don't have a photo with the french maids outfit but I suppose I could play with the self timer.                                                                                                                                                                              
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BIG_T

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Missread that then LOL   Must get my eyes tested didn't see the word timer first look                                                                                                                                                                             
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prof

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Oggy,  I couldn't find the french maids outfit she must be wearing it.  I hope a pinny will do.   Gis a'job                                                                                                                                                                             
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Well don't expect me to clean up after you, I'm not bending over in that pinny                                                                                                                                                                             


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