"Please tell me it isn't non-firing...."
You mean tell you it IS non-firing!!
Sorry, but I spent enough time working as an armourer that I can legitimately get piddly about such stuff
Well, my first one will be, for all intents and purposes, 'non-firing'.
It'll be based off Airsoft models with the firing mechanisms removed to make space for fancy extra features.
The second one I'm hoping I can chuck together using DeAct components. Not so sure where the law stands on this yet, though.
Either way, no I will not be running around blasting aliens with futuristic weaponry.
However, I will be running about with guys dressed as Aliens™ in the names of public entertainment and charity.
So far, it looks like my job is secure for the next few months.
It was looking so much more promising a while ago, though - Management training, 20% pay rise..... sigh.