Husband finished reading book 'Man of the House', then storms in to the kitchen, points finger at wife's face and said
'from now on I want you to know I am the man of the house and my word is law!'
'You WILL prepare a gourmet meal for me tonight and EVERY night!'
'Afterwards, you WILL run me a bath and you WILL lie on the bed and take what's coming to you and then guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?'
She replied......... 'the F***ing Undertaker !!!!