SMART…NOT SENILE!   An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one  Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side.   He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his  girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The old man said, "No, I'd like to see something more special." At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only$40,000" the jeweler said.The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled  with excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, "by check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and  I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said.   Monday morning, the jeweler phoned the old man.   "There's no money in that account." "I know," said the old man, "But let me tell you  about my weekend!"      All Seniors Aren't Senile                                                                                                                                                                               

*chortles*

Good one Kaz
                                                                                                                                                                             

Hope TM reads this!  - save im a fortune down t'knockin shop.                                                                                                                                                                             

Lol I like that one Kaz...I'll certainly have to try that one  now then where's all these fit young wenches..ah BM of course                                                                                                                                                                               

lol @ Herne of course..where else?  :o)   XK...has he seen it yet?  ;o) giv him a nudge  lol