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17 Posts | Latest reply on 19/11/2008 19:10:26 by Herne | Go to original / last post
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Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
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  I know it's a bit early to be writing to Santa but what would you like in your stocking this year, apart from a leggy blonde?   What's the most useless pressie you received?   My most useless pressie was a WOOLY jumper, I'm allergic to wool. Wacko                                                                                                                                                                               
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Karey

In: Barnsley
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Heyyyyy I don't want a leggy blonde ! thank u !!   lol   Can't think of  a most useless pressie...but one of the strangest was a Christmas Pudding, last year.   We did a secret santa at work..and everyone was getting fairly good stuff... bath bombs, money box shaped like a motorbike ( was GUTTED i dint get that !) bottle of wine, ...etc ..you get the idea......   What did i get??????   A FEKKIN XMAS PUDDING !!!!!!!!   Disapprove   I mite even put it back in the secret santa sack this year...hehehehehehehe  Wink                                                                                                                                                                               
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pony123

In: Weston super Mar
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The most useless prezzie i had for christmas was my ex husband.   Looking forward to what im getting this year.   SP it better be good                                                                                                                                                                             
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SP

In: Weston Super Mar
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Pony  Im too expensive love..                                                                                                                                                                             
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pony123

In: Weston super Mar
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No man is ever too expensive love.   Believe me !!!!                                                                                                                                                                             
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Tiz the bleedin women that work out expensive!!                                                                                                                                                                             
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My exwife's xmas pressie to herself 3 yrs ago cost me half of every thing i had!                                                                                                                                                                              
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Nutkin68

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My most useless ones are always the toiletries, everyone knows I'm allergic to soap and smellies and I still get them, arghhhh, so mum's bathrooms bulging with her stuff and the stuff I pass on !  Also the gorgeous scarf I got a few years ago, I'm allergic to wool too and altho it looked adorable, withing seconds of going near it, my skin was itchy....Unhappy  guess what, mum got the scarf too - she does well out of my prezzies !   Then there was the year, about 5 years ago when I'd spent a small fortune on the ex hubby (Skelextrix, etc) and all I got from him was a mug......... yep, a mug for a mug......Stern Smile   What would I like for christmas?  Just lots of happy smiley faces in our lil nest, thats the best gift I could have this year Thumbs Up                                                                                                                                                                             
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ghosthunter

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Well I'd like World peace, a bulging bank account (that was safe!) A Lamborghini, just one little Aston Martin, a mansion in the country and an enormous penis.   Failing that I'd settle for a bag of chocolate buttons and a hug.                                                                                                                                                                             
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pony123

In: Weston super Mar
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Hug       Do you want giant choc buttons.   us girls love a man who knows what he wants.   Lol x                                                                                                                                                                             
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Karey

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Hey Ghosty..I wud gid ya a multi pack of chocolate buttons if you got the rest of your wish list ! Wink  LOL                                                                                                                                                                             
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julie j

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the very best prezzies are always the homemade ones from the kids, ive got quite a collection now ! but apart from that what would be really nice would be a lovely happy little fat hairy man to snuggle up on the sofa with, well not to little and not to fat but def cant compromise on the other bits! oh dear, am i gonna get deleted for being very un pc and using the f word?Approve                                                                                                                                                                             
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Dear Santa, A job would be nice, I bin a good boy, XK                                                                                                                                                                             
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Nutkin68

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Better health for me Santa X                                                                                                                                                                             
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Wannabe

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the very best prezzies are always the homemade ones from the kids

My Mum still gets 'em from me and I'm 40! Hehehe!

She loves it though - much prefers something that I've spent time and effort on, than something I've grabbed in the shop on Xmas Eve ;o)
                                                                                                                                                                             
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dabnis

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not sure on worst  but yeh best prezzie was key ring from my kids with BEST DAD made by both of them still got it four years on .                                                                                                                                                                             
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Herne

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Dear Santa Please can I have a female who I can shower with love and affection, who's willing to come on hollidays and outings and who's into bikes (motorbikes)....thanks Santa...will leave some baileys and mince pies for you when you call.                                                                                                                                                                             


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