1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...... Any part under a car's hood. Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male.... Playing cricket without a box. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family. Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.. 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book. Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.  6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female.... An embarrassing by product of indigestion. Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.. 7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it. 8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.                                                                                                                                                                                 

                                                                                                                                                                             

9. MINUTE (min-it) n. Male...sixty seconds. Female....about an hour, give or take...                                                                                                                                                                             

words with two meanings?? and words coming out of a womans mouth.   I think i will go and hide for a while                                                                                                                                                                              

Pagan...explain ?!?                                                                                                                                                                              

oooeeerrrr!!!!....you've asked for it now geez!! rather you than me!!!:o)                                                                                                                                                                             

10. MAYBE n (May BEEEE) Female .........Almost probably at some time in the future. Male ............Awe come on do you really expect me to answer that with a yes or no. lol   11. SHAG (Shagg) Female ....... Carpet, rough tobacco or even the bird Man ........... Just call it anything as long as we do it lol     12. I'M HUNGRY (I m hun gery) Female .............. Feel peckish not eaten since that lettuce leaf 6 hours ago Male ................. So one big mac with large fries and an extra large milk shake 20 mins ago was an ok starter.... lol   13. BITCH (BIT CHHH) Woman ......... Any female who looks better than or disses me also female dog Male ............. Ex wife, ex girl friend, ex fiancé, any woman who ever turned him down.......   14. NO (N O) Woman ............ not right now, not here, not there, oohhhhh go on then. Male ............... No, never, not happening, nah, nope.   15. PORN MAG (Top self glossy) Woman ........... Tut, smut, why do women have to degrade them selves like that. Male .............. Droooool, slobber, phworrr, just look at the size of..... I only buy it for the articles on how to give you more pleasure darling honestly.........                                                                                                                                                                             

                                                                                                                                                                             

Not sure about a single word, but I could never understand the following difference in the genders;   MALE; "Do whatever what you want ..." Means, "Do whatever what you want ...", because I am perfectly happy either way and as such am not particularly bothered, but rather am content to go with whatever your suggestion may be as I am a confident, amenable individual.   FEMALE; "Do whatever what you want ..." Means, "Do whatever what you want ..." AND I WILL KILL YOU!!                                                                                                                                                                             

The number 14 is quite interesting.... isn't there something missing?