A young man goes into the Job Center in   Phoenix , Arizona ; and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant.  Interested, he goes to learn more - "Can you give me some more details?" he asks the clerk. The clerk pulls up the file and says, "The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist.  You have to help them out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the gynecologist's examination.  There's an annual salaryof $45,000, but you're going to have to go to San Diego , CA ; that's about355 miles from here." "Oh, is that where the job is?" "No sir - that's where the end of the line is right now."                                                                                                                                                                             

*checks map for location of San Diego*                                                                                                                                                                             

I have a mate who is a Gynecologist, says his business is looking up.