geoffb2005
I was reading some financial advice today from this wierd fella who reports for Channel 4. This guy offers people financial advice and helps them get out of debt and so forth.
Anyway, he has an answer to the worldwide financial "crisis" that we are facing and it is dead easy .......
All we have to do is follow this simple 2 stage procedure;
1. Pay off all your debts, other than perhaps ("perhaps", is he kidding??) your mortgage and;
2. Save enough money to be able to live and pay all mortgage payments, bills and so forth for a minimum of 6 (yes 6!!) months and then do not touch this money apart from in an emergency.
Now isn't that easy? (Is this guy kidding, is he in the real world at all??)
TeeCee
Wow.... when you think about it is so easy!!!
Third World Famine?... give 'em something to eat!
African drought?... get them some water....
Wannabe
Flippy neck.
And there's me putting off having a hysterical-wreck-to-me cos I can't survive for 6 weeks on statutory sick pay... silly me... all I have to do is have 6 month's worth of expenses saved up.
Easy peezy lemon squeezy.
Deleted Member
Dammit - best I can do is save 5 months worth!
Might as well chuck the towel in now - goodbye cruel world...
*waits for applause*
Oggy
When things get to tight to buy food,just nick it from Tescos
ttaskmaster
Might as well chuck the towel in now - goodbye cruel world...
Before you do..... Follow me and learn.
I'm gonna find this Channel 4 guy and ROB HIM!!Suddenly, I'll have my six months contingency money, plus a bit extra for a new bike and other such sundry expenses. Strangely enough, so will all my friends.
And best of all, we'll be missing an overpaid, Financial (mis-)Advising moron!!!!!!
tangoman60
there was a time when a lot peeps lived by the pay for nothing untill you have saved for it way!!i'm not moralisin here but i was brought up with this etho's you have to start early with this saving habit! i remember post office saving book given to me as a child and i saved!even on crap apprentice money i saved by workin overtime etc untill i got me 30 squid for my Lambretta D,no money for clubbin ok dont go out!!not borrow on a credit card and waste 50 squid down yr throat![i know youngster's who have done this my son included!] that's madness!! lot's of people only have themselves to blame for wantin everythin now!! wait a bit or go without the new bike an get cheaper second hand!! but this guy is nuts as you cant save if you have nothing!!as i say it has to start as soon as you start gettin pocket money from your parents, save some!!
ttaskmaster
there was a time when a lot peeps lived by the pay for nothing untill you have saved for it way
That's how I live now, actually!!
I must be older than I look.....
tangoman60
there was credit available, loan sharks,providence clubs,club books'but the general consensus was that it had to be avoided if possible!not rush in head first an borrow to the hilt for needless crap!!although of course some did!
Oggy
In some way I agree with you TM & most people do live that way,myself included but in this day & age with prices going up all the time & if you get a big unexpected bill like your car,bike,boiler all sorts going wrong it's not so easy to keep an even flow going on the savings front.I've never borrowed money but I find myself fighting a £25000 bill 'cause my ex went bankrupt! & apperently they have the right to chase me for it even though I never saw a penny of it or knew anything about it & I bet I'm not the only person who has found themselves in this position so it's not just down to people wanting it now culture.Times haven't changed that much & neither have peoples values.
Oggy
By the way,well done on the Lambretta thing,my first bike was an LI150 smothered with mirrors & lights

& if I'd kept it it'd probably be worth enough to pay for half the money I need to pay the next six months worth of gas bills.
tangoman60
true! times have changed guess its hard !!luckily my divorce was amicable as we didnt want greedy lawyers cashin in more than they had to!
tangoman60
funny how i was a rocker bashin mod now a greasy rocker [sort of!]
micksaway
Bloody Hell !!!
TM on the Moral high ground that has to be a first.
But I totally agree with you
After that statement I may need to go and lie down in a quiet room
Oggy
I wasn't sure if it was really TM to be honest Mick

But yes I agree with him too about the lawyers
tangoman60
jus apoint about modern attitudes to money i havent got any heat on yet[i'm a tightwad!]ihave a open fire in the lounge burning scavenged wood[skips, pallets rom industrial estates]choppin wood outside makes you warm plus gettin a workout!!plus stripped to the waist to frighten the niegbours! any way i have friends[yes thats true!] there strugglin to make ends meet but insist on wanderin around the house wiv nxt to nothin on heat on full blast in every room i cant stand it there to fkn hot!!makes me ill,most of there time is spent on the sofa smoking an snackin junk an drinkin wine an beer,two cars [really not needed]latest phones[always on them gassin about f all!] with exspensive contracts latest sat nav not needed they dont go anywhere!! no attempt at all to cut back then moan about the gvt not doin enough to help them!!they cant help themselves its pathetic they think its there right to have it all!
Oggy
Have to say once again I agree with you about people like that.
Buggar!! this is becoming a habit
Karey
lol me too !

Blimey.. I think TM's gettin cynical in his later years !
tangoman60
if you say anything to them about saving on energy an stoppin smokin etc they look at you like yer mad![i am i spose]an start rantin about how the rich got everything an why shoudnt they have it to!!and how wearing a wooly jumper around the house is uncomfortable!! [is that right TC?]