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Spyder
In: Derby
Posts: 24
A visitor at an asylum asks the director what the criteria are for defining whether or not a patient should be institutionalised. "Well," says the director, "we fill up a bathtub; then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," says the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket as it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup." WHAT WOULD YOU USE??? Drag you mouse from star to star for the answer *No," says the director. "A normal person would pull out the plug. Do you want a bed by the wall or near the window?" *
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Karey
In: Barnsley
Posts: 6971
haha... u dint fool me ! I got it right!! .. ner ner ner
TeeCee
In: Blair Atholl
Posts: 2888
*slurping up the bathwater through a straw*
You're meant to do what now?
ttaskmaster
In: Reading
Posts: 337
Drop in a few kgs of sodium.
That'd empty the bath!!!!!! :D
TeeCee
In: Blair Atholl
Posts: 2888
..but surely left for enough time, the bath would empty itself...
ttaskmaster
In: Reading
Posts: 337
Do your dishes wash themselves?
Do your clothes launder themselves?
Does the carpet vacuum itself?
If the answer to all the above is Yes, then you are not as clever as you think - You are just, in fact, married!!
TeeCee
In: Blair Atholl
Posts: 2888
I eat from newspapers or paper plates...
I am mostly naked....
What carpet?
Think marriage is still on the cards?
Deleted Member
In: NA
Posts: 0
Spyder - u def not normal!
(no wonder Kaz got it right).
ttaskmaster
In: Reading
Posts: 337
Think marriage is still on the cards?
I do all that and I'm living with my other half!!!!
She's just very..... accepting
Deleted Member
In: NA
Posts: 0
^^^^^^^^
Difficult to read that, while looking at yer profile pic....
Sandi
In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17948
I think I should be institutionalised I was thinking 'bucket' as well
ttaskmaster
In: Reading
Posts: 337
Difficult to read that, while looking at yer profile pic....
What, you never seen a guy preparing dinner before??!!
Spyder
In: Derby
Posts: 24
XKLYBR, Define normal, but hey, who wants to be normal, isn't normal booring, strange is better, mad is more sensible, crazy is how I like to be, but looking at some posts in my other thread, we went from being drunk on a merrygo round to polishing a firemans hemet unraveling his hose, while someone slides down his pole....pmsl............ normal, who needs it
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