The Worlds leading Doctors issued a statement yesterday regarding an ardvark known by the name of 'eddie'. Apparently according to one the the physicians he is suffering from a very rair genetical disorder which has caused his brain cells to turn into mushy peas, sadly his last remaining brain cell was served up in a chip shop earlier this evening with a steak pie and chips. BUT there is hope for eddie, the doctors have now discovered that if he's given lager in large quantities his brain cells might regenerate. So if you happen to see eddiethearvark (especially on saturday at RC's charity fund raiser) do the right thing AND BUY HIM A PINT OF LAGER you just might be able to save him.                                                                                                                                                                              

hmmmm..... mite need a drip connected to a barrell .... teks an awful lotta brain cells to mek one ounce of sense, tha knos     ooooooh i wondered why i had suddenly gotten super brainy !  them pays were luvverly, went dahn reet nice wiv tha bita 'addock !                                                                                                                                                                               

Preferably AFTER he's played his set, eh?

Nowt worse for the rest of the band than trying to play alongside a musician in an alcohol-induced beat all of his own! ;o)                                                                                                                                                                             

but... isnt that how he allas plays, WB??  heheh                                                                                                                                                                               

Hehehe! You might think that, I couldn't POSSIBLY comment! lol

Oh boogar... I'm supposed to be nice to him so he plays Freebird for me... Forgot!

Pleeeeeeeease play Freebird Eddie... I was only jesting m'dear ;o)

Pretty please?

hehe... well if eddie can play freebird.. i will lay off his peas!  lol   no offence intended mr aardvark.. one looks forward to hearing ones rendition                                                                                                                                                                              

freebird ? aint that the one that starts wiv 2 pints of lager eddie?                                                                                                                                                                             

and a packet of crips, red !  heheh