Just got the local paper through the door. The front page is a huge ad for a bank holiday family fun day at Botany Bay in Chorley 'to celebrate the opening of our Christmas shop' WTF? There will be snow, carol singers, Santa will abseil down the building and you can have a free glass of mulled wine and a mince pie, whilst you browse the beautiful christmas displays. WTF?Am i being unreasonable in thinking WTF? Its the middle of August for gods sake! Its no wonder that kids are psychotic with excitement come December 

Who cares, Dark?   You have clearly missed the four most important words, here.... Mince..... Pies.... Mulled..... and Wine!!!!!   See you there?     But no, you're not alone in your way of thinking. I have wasted the last 12 seconds picking holes in this place's rather fecked concept of Christmas!!   WHEN did Santa EVER abseil? Ride a bike, yes - He does it every year on the Toy Runs.... But that's 'different', of course                                                                                                                                                                              

Only 132 shopping days to go.....   *shakes head*                                                                                                                                                                             

Your so right DC far to damd earley lol WHAT ! are they thinking. It's bad enough at the Garden Centre where my store is, they start  selling the Christmas crap at the end of September.  And i have to walk past all the jolly  Santas and crap. HUMBUG  HUMBUG                                                                                                                                                                               

"When did Santa ever abseil?"   The same time he traded his sleigh in for a matt black Lamborghini I think?   Mulled Wine......mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm HIC! Trad mince pies or the new fangled ones that are distinctly un mincey and filled with, God forbid!, sweet fruit and make you poo................or is that just me again?                                                                                                                                                                             

xmas stuff in the shops already.......ive even brought some xmas pressies lol                                                                                                                                                                             

Try working in retail...Im sick of christmas already....and Easter eggs have been ordered!!                                                                                                                                                                             

you xklb's sister?                                                                                                                                                                             

wheres your christmas spirit you lot ? mines in the bottle marked southern comfort  august may be a bit early just ignore it till november i drive for T.N.T and have to keep the stores topped up with all the kak they churn out  happy christmas shopping everyone xx                                                                                                                                                                             

didnt mean to write that in yellow looks bloody awful dunnit hope i got it right this time new to all this computer stuff but i am enjoying it loads of people out there  great fun innit catch you all soon                                                                                                                                                                             

you xklb's sister? Was that directed at me tango man? If so...nooo Im not :)                                                                                                                                                                             

My Christmas spirit is sealed in a case that reads, "Do Not OPen Until December 24th"... Along with several bottles of spiced mead!!!!                                                                                                                                                                             

I saw lots of santa's on motocycles here in the west country last year, must have been twenty or more of them.   They didnt stop for mulled wine though, and they didnt bring me what i wanted !!!!!!                                                                                                                                                                             

  They didnt stop for mulled wine though, and they didnt bring me what i wanted !!!!!!   They were on bikes, not driving removal vans                                                                                                                                                                                

Have you been peeping at my santa letter !!!!                                                                                                                                                                             

you wanted sommat big red and throbbing you could sit on?i have just the thing!                                                                                                                                                                             

TM lol really dont know how to answer that at this moment in time, naughty boy.                                                                                                                                                                             

Pony and Tango sitting in a tree.........K.I.S.S.I.N.G! GET A ROOM! lol