Nasty b*ggers in careless hands. First got my mitts on one back in the 1960s (god, am I that old??) and used them on and off for all sorts of uses ever since. To be treated with respect at all times, which is more than some Russian clown was doing, obviously.
TeeCee
In: Blair Atholl
Posts: 2888
Yep, can't remember the power of the laser but I saw a demo of it bursting a black balloon at some distance. And this was available mail order!
Used to make do with magnifying glasses and ants....
*shrugs shoulders*
Wannabe
In: Dartford
Posts: 4922
*tuts*
*points at the ant-murderer in a disapproving manner*
;o)
TeeCee
In: Blair Atholl
Posts: 2888
Eh?
Who mentioned murder?
I'll let you know that at the age of 6, I opened the World's first Ant Tanning Salon...
Wannabe
In: Dartford
Posts: 4922
Aye, right... And have you bothered to check up on them since, hmmm? All those melanomas on your conscience!
But nooooo... you just cashed in on the ants' desire for the perfect year-round tan!
*ponders whether it should be "melanomae"?*
TeeCee
In: Blair Atholl
Posts: 2888
This was in the seventies - melonomii weren't invented then!!
(Good job I didn't tell you about my cut-price cigarette racket for stag-beetles!)
Wills
In: New Brighton
Posts: 3273
Melanomata...oh, the joys of an old-style grammar school education!
TC I'd have been even more impressed if you'd had an ant tattooing salon. An ant emblazoned with abstract celtic designs - or even just Mum and Dad on each antenna - would have made you a very rich man!!
TeeCee
In: Blair Atholl
Posts: 2888
melanomology... (went to a technical high school.. ;) )
Wills - I did seriously consider it but I realised how bad consumers ants are. In '74 I bought a truckload of insect stilettos cos I heard that ant heels were going to be real problem that Summer.... they didn't buy a pair!!
Grrr - now I am sitting here designing ant tattoos!! Thanks Wills...
Wannabe
In: Dartford
Posts: 4922
Cheers Wills - I only managed a C for my Latin O-level ;o)
Karey
In: Barnsley
Posts: 6971
TeeCee...be careful, eddie the anteater will be lurking ... your entire customer base cud be destroyed in one foul tongue swoop !!!
melankim ...i bunked off skool
TeeCee
In: Blair Atholl
Posts: 2888
lmao @ melankim!!!!
grrr... and now I go to my bed with that stoopid toon in my head....
Wills
In: New Brighton
Posts: 3273
That's one grade better than mine!
Karey
In: Barnsley
Posts: 6971
just for TeeCee.....
Tay Tay Tay Tay Take or leave it, only please beleive it
We aint never gonna beeeeeee Respectable....
Edit: and to keep this thread on course.....
* sings song whilst dodging laser beams *
Hull750Rider
In: Hull
Posts: 1409
Back full circle to skin (well cancer) Mel died of cancer, and she was the ex pg3 model too, Super Trooper Beams are Gonna Blind me but i don't feel blue..........(they were green)...........
Ok Ok Abba but same era lol
Hull750Rider
In: Hull
Posts: 1409
Just for TC
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ajt9-l6OZFA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLr30auVybY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdkzZ3vJCFs
TeeCee
In: Blair Atholl
Posts: 2888
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
*shines laser into ears in the hope that they can cause deafness*
*strikes Karey & HR from Christmas Card list....*
Karey
In: Barnsley
Posts: 6971
Booooooo ya meany
* starts recording special melankim-laser-80's-disco dvd for TeeCee's Chrimbo pressie.....*
ps...did the laser beam emerge thro the exit ear?
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