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Scary
In: Somerset
Posts: 1155
This thread is for those of you who feel the need to express yourselves a little more cheekily!!!
DON'T FORGET THE MODS ARE WATCHING...........
Wills
In: New Brighton
Posts: 3269
More cheekily? Oo-er missus
Deleted Member
In: NA
Posts: 0
Wotta liberty! I wouldn't be caught dead on a thread like this!
TeeCee
In: Blair Atholl
Posts: 2888
Yep, count me out too - not my scene....
Although a woman did once ask me for a double entendre so I gave her one...
And her friend was a sound technician so I gave her one too... one... one too...
(the oldies are the goodies! )
Deleted Member
In: NA
Posts: 0
Just how old is Tim Brooke-Taylor?
TeeCee
In: Blair Atholl
Posts: 2888
Deleted Member
In: NA
Posts: 0
Sorry - please delete last post - due to complete lack of smuttiness.
TeeCee
In: Blair Atholl
Posts: 2888
Nah - it always takes a while for the orgy to properly get started...
...er...
... I would imagine...
*cough*
Scary
In: Somerset
Posts: 1155
I hope your going to put down the plastic sheeting first TC!!!
TeeCee
In: Blair Atholl
Posts: 2888
wow - I remember THAT night!!
My skin felt soooo smooth for days after all that oil... but it brought out some spots on my thighs for some reason......
(prefer to not cover everything unless oil is being used, otherwise if feels like you are on a cellophaned sandwich...)
oh - think of sumfing smutty...
and....er... I prefer a nice roll?
Deleted Member
In: NA
Posts: 0
Just to get the roll balling again:-
What's a blondes favourite nursery rhyme?
Humpmy,Dumpmy.
I thang yew.
Holmfirthgirl
In: Larkfield
Posts: 3156
orgy...someone mention an orgy???? I went to an orgy once, there was lots of cream & jelly....
oh, sorry that was a tea party...damm, I must remember not to get them two confused!!!
Scary
In: Somerset
Posts: 1155
You may of just been at an orgy that had ice cream and Jelly....if so..can you remember where???
TeeCee
In: Blair Atholl
Posts: 2888
Most orgies I was involved in ended with a nice scream...
(There was another version I was going to type but remembered the caveat about the Mods...).
As for the jelly, that was only needed in the fifth hour.. but we didn't eat it!!
Deleted Member
In: NA
Posts: 0
Didn't the mods wear scarves, not caveats?
Deleted User
In: NA
Posts: 6852
Ello, Ello Ello, whats going on here then? Now move along, nothing here for you to see
Rigan (site mod) lol
Scary
In: Somerset
Posts: 1155
We got away with it for a couple of days .......lol
Deleted User
In: NA
Posts: 6852
mmm, with our choice in clothing we are the last people to comment on smut! lol Anyhow there really is nothing to see, is that the best you lot can do........... COME ON make my moderating day!!! roflmao
Deleted User
In: NA
Posts: 6852
Actually, I dont think I should be encouraging that kind of behaviour, now play nicely folks
TeeCee
In: Blair Atholl
Posts: 2888
^^^^^ EXACTLY^^^^^^
I have to stick post-it notes in strategic places on my screen when your two profile pics are on there!!!!
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