New Feature: Statistics!

22 Posts | Latest reply on 28/05/2008 11:57:59 by Matt | Go to original / last post
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Matt

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The homepage now includes a list of statistical information.  Just below the "How does it work?" box.   What do you think?                                                                                                                                                                             
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Oops - try again...                                                                                                                                                                             
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I'm all for Sadistics - with a bit of Masochism thrown in...                                                                                                                                                                             
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LOL                                                                                                                                                                             
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Your Statistics Matt????? Does that mean we get to know your measurement!!!  LOL                                                                                                                                                                             
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TeeCee

In: Blair Atholl
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Hi Matt! As a newbie I find that sort of information quite useful.... but then I collect vintage spaghetti and don't get out much....   p.s. I would have chuckled at Scary's remark if she had said measurementS (i.e. plural) but as she said measuremenT I just feel... I dunno... kind of unsettled... and maybe a little vulnerable. Hope you remain unaffected, Matt... Ermm                                                                                                                                                                             
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you get used to her, kinda start blocking it all our after a while.  It's very easy to do, i've lot of practice now. lol.   Scary - they're OUR collective statistics :-)                                                                                                                                                                             
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Awwwwww thats no fun Matt if I have no effect on you....   (note to self must try harder)                                                                                                                                                                             
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I once heard that 75% of statistics were made up!   Of course that could have been made up.                                                                                                                                                                             
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No geoff, it's 64.3% of stats that are made up. Sorry no it's 86% - that's it.   Though the ones on the homepage are accurate and change instantly.                                                                                                                                                                             
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     I was once told that 85% of statistics are ficticious, 65% are true and 95% are neither.      These are actual statistics taken from a survey of 1000 politicians.Big smile.                                                                                                                                                                             
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Well in that case my statistics are 45, 22, 34.......   Now work out which one is true!!!!                                                                                                                                                                             
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TeeCee

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OMG! Those are the statistics of my perfect woman!

...or the combination to my bike lock... I forget which...                                                                                                                                                                              
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LOL     TeeCee by name, TeeHee by nature                                                                                                                                                                             
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Teecee you had better remember which is which or you will either need a locksmith or A&E...lol                                                                                                                                                                             
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lol @ Matt! (My middle name is Hee!!)   I just find that laughter is the best cure for everything... unless you are diabetic, in which case insulin is probably your best bet.   Scary - I found that most of my encounters with the fairer sex end up with me in A&E... either having something removed or re-attached.                                                                                                                                                                             
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Well in that case TeeCee I think you have been with the wrong females.....try the two legged variety..LOL                                                                                                                                                                             
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TeeCee

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grrrrr @ Scary!! Angry (and also a little chuckle)   I know all about birds and bees thank you very much!!   Hang on... birds have two legs...hmmmmm   One thing I never understood about the birds and the bees.... bees are quite small and some birds, like ostriches are quite big so how do they....you know... together.... Confused   *tries to work it out on a sketch pad*                                                                                                                                                                                 
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Ostrich meat was on the F word last night.  I had an ostrich burger at a fair near Aviemore a couple of years ago - it was very nice. (Although maybe not for the ostrich.)   In answer to your question TeeCee (The Most Effectual), I have no idea how bees get it on with birds.  Or indeed how birds get it on with bees.                                                                                                                                                                             
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I'm sure if a bird and a bee were truely in love they would find a way to overcome any obsticle...   Hahaha for a minute you thought Scary had gone soft!!!!   Never Bee's have big stingers if they can penetrate humans they can penetrate birds!!                                                                                                                                                                                 


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