Polish divorce....

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A Polish man moved to the UK and married an English girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: Have you any grounds? - Yes, an acre and half and nice little home. No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? - It made of concrete. I don't think you understand Does either of you have a real grudge? - No, we have carport, and not need one. I mean What are your relations like? - All my relations still in Poland. Is there any infidelity in your marriage? - We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player. Does your wife beat you up? - No, I always up before her. Is your wife a nagger? - No, she white. Why do you want this divorce? - She going to kill me. What makes you think that? - I got proof. What kind of proof? - She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.   I can read, and it say: 'Polish Remover'                                                                                                                                                                              
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Message posted by Karey on 15 May 2008 at 18:39    Click here to report this post to a moderator Karey @ 15/05/2008 18:39:56 Click here to report this post to a moderator
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LOLThumbs UpClap  Made me giggle.    Must be your accent.Big smile       M.S.                                                                                                                                                                             
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Message posted by M.S. on 15 May 2008 at 20:21    Click here to report this post to a moderator M.S. @ 15/05/2008 20:21:30 Click here to report this post to a moderator
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heheh...not just ANY giggle... its an M & S giggle !!  LOL hey... i have an acute accent..  i'll ave thee kno!  Big smile                                                                                                                                                                             
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Message posted by Karey on 15 May 2008 at 20:54    Click here to report this post to a moderator Karey @ 15/05/2008 20:54:04 Click here to report this post to a moderator
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best joke for a long time that!LOL                                                                                                                                                                             
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Message posted by tangoman60 on 16 May 2008 at 05:36    Click here to report this post to a moderator tangoman60 @ 16/05/2008 05:36:44 Click here to report this post to a moderator
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Polish divorce??   Has Mr Sheen left his wife?                                                                                                                                                                             
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Message posted by geoffb2005 on 16 May 2008 at 08:04    Click here to report this post to a moderator geoffb2005 @ 16/05/2008 08:04:04 Click here to report this post to a moderator
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after the lord mayor's show geoff!!                                                                                                                                                                             
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Karey. '...not just ANY giggle... its an M & S giggle !!' That tickled me even more!          Nice one.                                                           M.S.                                                                                                                                                                             
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Message posted by M.S. on 16 May 2008 at 18:33    Click here to report this post to a moderator M.S. @ 16/05/2008 18:33:27 Click here to report this post to a moderator
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Cheers TM .. i aim to please Thumbs Up   Geoff..yes, tis scandalous ..i heard she went off wiv Glym.... ....Auto Glym !  (ok ..ok..its late.. brain on a wind-down now)   M.S.  I take your praise in the highest regard.  I thank you (please can i have a mention in your book??  can i?  can i?  please,   pretty please?)   heheh  LOL                                                                                                                                                                                 
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