Kiwi and an Aussie were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold  beer.After a while the Aussie says to the Kiwi, "If I was to sneak over to your house and s**g your wife while you were off fishing, and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us related?""The Kiwi crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question.Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about related, but it sure would make us even."                                                                                                                                                                               

 brilliant!