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stueylewie

In: Bognor Regis
Posts: 367

Nice and straightforward - the Ronseal of Comedy My Favourite A dyslexic walks into a bra

Message posted by stueylewie on 09 March 2008 at 23:44

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Nutkin68

In: Hull
Posts: 4203

lol @ u !

Message posted by Nutkin68 on 10 March 2008 at 06:25

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petervalk

In: leic
Posts: 528

if things don't change thay will stay the way thay are

Message posted by petervalk on 10 March 2008 at 07:23

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Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17948

Never argue with a fool, he may be doing the same thing lol The difference between a dog and a fox is about 5 beers

Message posted by Sandi on 10 March 2008 at 14:46

Sandi @ 10/03/2008 14:46:34

Scary

In: Somerset
Posts: 1155

Funny Signs.... Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands. Don't let worry kill you off - let the church help. Scouts are saving aluminium cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children. Please place your donation in the envelope along with the person you wish to remember. Potluck supper Sunday @5pm. Prayer and medication to follow.

Message posted by Scary on 19 March 2008 at 14:36

Scary @ 19/03/2008 14:36:12

darkcarnival

In: Blackburn
Posts: 1648

A charity pantomine for paranoid schizophrenics descended into chaos today, when someone shouted 'He's behind you!'

Message posted by darkcarnival on 19 March 2008 at 14:41

darkcarnival @ 19/03/2008 14:41:51

tangoman60

In: Weymouth
Posts: 3862

that's funny!!

Message posted by tangoman60 on 20 March 2008 at 05:53

tangoman60 @ 20/03/2008 05:53:50

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Someone smashed into my car today with one of those new Skodas,theres marzipan and sponge everywhere!!

Message posted by Deleted Member on 20 March 2008 at 16:32

Deleted Member @ 20/03/2008 16:32:42

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Lol Sorry bout that.Dont know what I was thinkin.It's the cleanest most P.C joke I know!!!

Message posted by Deleted Member on 20 March 2008 at 17:00

Deleted Member @ 20/03/2008 17:00:12

Steve55

In: Heckmondwike
Posts: 124

Top Gear road tested that Skoda - said the brakes were spongy, the widows keep icing up but the engine was sweet.

Message posted by Steve55 on 23 March 2008 at 13:09

Steve55 @ 23/03/2008 13:09:50

stueylewie

In: Bognor Regis
Posts: 367

I went to buy some camoflage trousers, but I couldn't find any...

Message posted by stueylewie on 24 March 2008 at 17:22

stueylewie @ 24/03/2008 17:22:56

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