A little kid is wondering about at 4 o’clock in the morning, on a street corner.

This cop comes around and asks “what’s up sunny”?

The kid responds “Alright, I guess”

The cop “What are you doing at this hour?”

The kid “I’m looking for a whore!”

The cop “A Whore!? How old are you?”

The kid “I’m 9”the cop “What do you want a whore for?”

The kid “I want to get a disease”

The cop “What kind of disease?”

The kid “a sexually transmitted one, officer”

The cop “Why do you want to get a disease?”

The kid “well if I get it, I go home and sleep with the babysitter so she gets it. She goes on to sleep with my dad so he gets it. He goes on to sleep with my mum so she gets it, and she goes on to sleep with the gardener, and that’s the cunt i’m after because he squashed my frog”

😝🤣🤣 I'm sure I saw Lemmy tell that one in his film......love it 😂                                                                                                                                                                             

Brilliant, but only one l in Kilmister 👏