Forums - Jokes, Games & Silly Things - Parents Lie!!!!!

Homepage Search Members Forums Events Log in Register

Parents Lie!!!!!

16 Posts | Latest reply on 15/02/2008 16:22:14 by ghosthunter | Go to original / last post

16 posts found over 1 pages. Displaying over 1 page.

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Was told by my dear Mom that : 1, if i ate Brussel Sprouts and lied I'd be ok but if I didn't eat them and lied I would go to hell....lol 2. that the bead things on power cables were put there for birds to land on so they didn't get zapped by the leccie...... Never did belive in the Tooth Fairy or Santa but these 2 stuck with me for life.......hows that....lol

Message posted by Deleted Member on 14 February 2008 at 17:16

Click here to report this post to a moderator

Deleted Member @ 14/02/2008 17:16:09

ZZRpilot

In: Reading
Posts: 345

ROFLMAO

Message posted by ZZRpilot on 14 February 2008 at 17:25

ZZRpilot @ 14/02/2008 17:25:45

In: Wellingborough
Posts: 4452

You sure we're not sisters!!!!!

I was told that if I didn't eat cauliflower then I would end up with them for ears!!!!!!

Message posted by Di on 14 February 2008 at 17:56

Di @ 14/02/2008 17:56:18

bikerchick1966

In: Derby
Posts: 2535

It was being threatened having hair grow on my chest that made me be a good girl and eat my greens!

Message posted by bikerchick1966 on 14 February 2008 at 17:57

bikerchick1966 @ 14/02/2008 17:57:41

In: Wellingborough
Posts: 4452

Message posted by Di on 14 February 2008 at 17:59

Di @ 14/02/2008 17:59:27

Matt

In: Veldhoven
Posts: 8053

hey lou - does your mum eat sprouts?

Message posted by Matt on 14 February 2008 at 18:17 Matt @ 14/02/2008 18:17:24

Daytona_man

In: Bedford
Posts: 206

When I was very little and helping mum shove the hoover round she used to tell me I'd make someone a great husband...what a crock of shit, I was lousy at it.

She also told me I was 'special', but I look normal like everyone else.

Message posted by Daytona_man on 14 February 2008 at 20:08

Daytona_man @ 14/02/2008 20:08:12

stueylewie

In: Bognor Regis
Posts: 367

There are a lot of special people here Daytona You might not stand out - but welcome to the club

Message posted by stueylewie on 14 February 2008 at 22:53

stueylewie @ 14/02/2008 22:53:58

lula

In: tamworth
Posts: 350

of course you are special DM, everyone is in their own way

Message posted by lula on 15 February 2008 at 10:14

lula @ 15/02/2008 10:14:53

Daytona_man

In: Bedford
Posts: 206

<stops licking window for long enough to respond>

Thanks

Message posted by Daytona_man on 15 February 2008 at 10:26

Daytona_man @ 15/02/2008 10:26:32

petervalk

In: leic
Posts: 528

I was told that if i kept pulling funny facees i would stay like it ha ha dam it worked lol

Message posted by petervalk on 15 February 2008 at 10:30

petervalk @ 15/02/2008 10:30:48

hilda123

In: Melton Mowbray
Posts: 135

My dad use to tell me that my mum had run off with a black man When she wasn't around! But then she did when I was 15!!!! Well he was half Indian!!

Message posted by hilda123 on 15 February 2008 at 10:47

hilda123 @ 15/02/2008 10:47:21

Oggy

In: Ely. Cambs
Posts: 2151

My mum used to tell me in a roundabout way I didnt have a Dad! She was always calling me a little ba****d

I wasnt convinced really,there was this bloke who hung around the house we all called Dad.

Message posted by Oggy on 15 February 2008 at 12:43

Oggy @ 15/02/2008 12:43:36

In: Wellingborough
Posts: 4452

If my Dad was going out and I used to ask him where he was going he always used to say "I'm going to see a man about a dog". For years I was convinced we were gonna get a dog!!!!! Never bloody did tho'. Just a cat and some fish!

Message posted by Di on 15 February 2008 at 13:39

Di @ 15/02/2008 13:39:16

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

i was told if i did not eat carrots i would not see in the dark ?????? so how come rabbits cant either ? lol

Message posted by Deleted Member on 15 February 2008 at 15:41

Deleted Member @ 15/02/2008 15:41:48

ghosthunter

In: Hinckley
Posts: 1659

My Dad said he would never die when I was five.............He bloody well has though the selfish Bas*ard!

Message posted by ghosthunter on 15 February 2008 at 16:22

ghosthunter @ 15/02/2008 16:22:14

Remove these advertisements Advertise Here

#PageContentsWrapper {display:none;}

Javascript Not Enabled!

You don't have javascript enabled. To use this site it is necessary to enable JavaScript.

Here are instructions on how to enable JavaScript in your web browser.

Contact us if you need further help.

Biker Match is a UK social, events and dating website by bikers, for bikers. All British motorcyclists are welcome to join our large and exciting community free of charge in search of ride-outs, motorcycling events & rallies, biker dating & relationships, motorcycle help, motorcycle forums, biking news, racing news, motorcycle classifieds or just to get to know other UK bikers. Create your profile and upload your photos now completely free.
Website copyright 2002-2024 www.bikermatch.co.uk.

Page generated in 0.6250 seconds. There are 452 users online now.

Site tested and secured by Comodo HackerGuardian

Site tested and secured by Comodo HackerGuardian

Site tested and approved by McAfee SiteAdvisor

Site tested and secured by Comodo HackerProof

Site secured and validated using highest 2048bit encryption