I once painted my mates sister bum with blue gloss paint has anyone done anything daft except me ?:???                                                                                                                                                                             

Crikey, where do I start with this one? As a lad I once thought I’d be helpful and polish the plastic soles of me mums slippers while she was polishing the kitchen floor. What ensued was her sliding across the kitchen and landing on her arse like she was on an ice rink.

I also made a kebab out of me mates arse when he passed out drunk, I filled the crack like a pitta bread with lettuce and meats then poured chilli sauce in, he soon woke up! I may have been drunk too.

There’s too many other times to list here, well maybe just one more.

I got a little bit tipsy in a pub down by the river and decided to try and row the boat home that was half buried in the car park 🥴

I suppose you thought you was Picarsso.😃

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I once painted my mates sister bum with blue gloss paint has anyone done anything daft except me ?:???...
                                                                                                                                                                             

Sadly we lack the space here for me to relate all the stupid things i've done,drunk or sober..:)>                                                                                                                                                                             

loving it its not just me then , nice one stumble for letting it out