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3 men die on Christmas Eve.   To get into heaven, St Peter says " you must have something on you that represents Christmas"   The Englishman flicks his lighter on and says "its a candle" and St Peter lets him pass.   The Welshman pulls out a set of keys, jingles them and says "these are bells".  St Peter lets him pass.   The Irishman pulls out a G String and St Peter says "How the f**k does that represent Christmas?"   Paddy replied "They're Carols!!!"                                                                                                                                                                             
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    LOL Clap                                                                                                                                                                             
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lmao    good 1 Clap                                                                                                                                                                             
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That, was class !!                                                                                                                                                                              
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Simplest jokes are always the best N68 arent they? Got anymore anyone?Thumbs Up                                                                                                                                                                             
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Cant publish the ones i know...lol                                                                                                                                                                             
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Oh you spoil spoilt Skins!Thumbs Down                                                                                                                                                                             
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