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8 Posts | Latest reply on 10/12/2007 16:35:04 by derekhog | Go to original / last post

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Scary

In: Somerset
Posts: 1155

He laid her on the table, so white and clean and bare. His forehead wet with beads of sweat, he rubbed her here and there. He touched her neck and felt her breast, then drooling felt her thigh. The slit was wet and all was set, he gave a joyous cry. The hole was wide... He looked inside, all was dark and murky. He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms........ Then STUFFED the xmas TURKEY!!!!! May I be the first to wish all those with dirty little minds a VERY MERRY XMAS....

Message posted by Scary on 10 December 2007 at 05:24

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Scary @ 10/12/2007 05:24:47

tangoman60

In: Weymouth
Posts: 3862

had me sweatin for a second there!

happy crimble to yu to!xx

Message posted by tangoman60 on 10 December 2007 at 05:53

tangoman60 @ 10/12/2007 05:53:48

Nutkin68

In: Hull
Posts: 4203

Brilliant Scary !! I'd like to wish everyone on the forum a very Merry Crimbo too xxx

Message posted by Nutkin68 on 10 December 2007 at 05:58

Nutkin68 @ 10/12/2007 05:58:34

tangoman60

In: Weymouth
Posts: 3862

crikey cyber kissin! closest i will get i guess!!xx nutkin happy times

Message posted by tangoman60 on 10 December 2007 at 06:07

tangoman60 @ 10/12/2007 06:07:48

Scary

In: Somerset
Posts: 1155

Don't leave me out....

XXXXX

Message posted by Scary on 10 December 2007 at 06:12

Scary @ 10/12/2007 06:12:45

tangoman60

In: Weymouth
Posts: 3862

xxxxxxxthat's the second lot!!your greedy scary!

Message posted by tangoman60 on 10 December 2007 at 06:15

tangoman60 @ 10/12/2007 06:15:41

happy jack

In: chipping norton
Posts: 91

I DONT HAVE A DIRTY MIND BUT MERRY XMAS ANYWAY AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU.

Message posted by happy jack on 10 December 2007 at 16:29

happy jack @ 10/12/2007 16:29:13

derekhog

In: Whitechapel
Posts: 18

Very funny Sacry , Merry Xmas and a a happy new year to all

XXXXXXXXX

Message posted by derekhog on 10 December 2007 at 16:35

derekhog @ 10/12/2007 16:35:04

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