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11 Posts | Latest reply on 10/12/2007 16:38:33 by derekhog | Go to original / last post

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Scary

In: Somerset
Posts: 1155

A Christmas Story 'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of 'Thanks Santa'--what do I hear?The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get betterThose assholes from the IRS sent me a letter,They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funnyWho the hell ever sent Santa Claus money?And the kids these days--they all are the pits They want the impossible--Those mean little shitsI spent a whole year making wagons and sledsAssembling dolls...Their arms, legs and headsI made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them,They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM! Flying through the air...dodging the treesFalling down chimneys and skinning my kneesI'm quitting this job there's just no enjoymentI'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason, I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season..

Message posted by Scary on 08 December 2007 at 07:48

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Scary @ 08/12/2007 07:48:03

tangoman60

In: Weymouth
Posts: 3862

get a blonde [or brunette,red whatever!]an head south sounds good to me!

Message posted by tangoman60 on 08 December 2007 at 10:33

tangoman60 @ 08/12/2007 10:33:09

nina

In: Barnsley
Posts: 487

brilliant scary ... i'm not blonde but happy to go south for the season too lmao

Message posted by nina on 08 December 2007 at 14:09

nina @ 08/12/2007 14:09:59

FlameRed

In: Darlington
Posts: 454

Thats made me chuckle! Cheers Scary!!

Message posted by FlameRed on 08 December 2007 at 21:42

FlameRed @ 08/12/2007 21:42:29

tangoman60

In: Weymouth
Posts: 3862

one pillion seat goin south!with ole father tango!

form a queue ladies interviews will be held soon,must have nursing home experiance in dealin with grumpy ole codgers!

[uniform will be provided]

Message posted by tangoman60 on 09 December 2007 at 07:18

tangoman60 @ 09/12/2007 07:18:07

Oggy

In: Ely. Cambs
Posts: 2182

nice one

Message posted by Oggy on 09 December 2007 at 09:39

Oggy @ 09/12/2007 09:39:30

Blueboy955i

In: Darlington
Posts: 916

Very good Scary, but already have a fantastic brunette coming South for the season already

Message posted by Blueboy955i on 09 December 2007 at 11:26

Blueboy955i @ 09/12/2007 11:26:36

happy jack

In: chipping norton
Posts: 91

NICE ONE SCARY JUST KEEP THEM COMING THERE ARE WICKED!

Message posted by happy jack on 10 December 2007 at 16:32

happy jack @ 10/12/2007 16:32:40

happy jack

In: chipping norton
Posts: 91

NICE ONE SCARY JUST KEEP THEM COMING THERE ARE WICKED!

Message posted by happy jack on 10 December 2007 at 16:33

happy jack @ 10/12/2007 16:33:41

happy jack

In: chipping norton
Posts: 91

NICE ONE SCARY JUST KEEP THEM COMING THERE ARE WICKED!

Message posted by happy jack on 10 December 2007 at 16:33

happy jack @ 10/12/2007 16:33:43

derekhog

In: Whitechapel
Posts: 18

Very Funny looks like i am headed off south as well

Message posted by derekhog on 10 December 2007 at 16:38

derekhog @ 10/12/2007 16:38:33

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