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stutts

In: hampshire
Posts: 462

Got to settle down now and find me a good woman.................IVE LOST MY TV REMOTE

Message posted by stutts on 02 August 2014 at 16:17

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stutts @ 02/08/2014 16:17:07

rowanblossom

In: Manchester
Posts: 29717

Check down the side of the sofa

Message posted by rowanblossom on 02 August 2014 at 18:50

rowanblossom @ 02/08/2014 18:50:05

Ragnar

In: London
Posts: 36457

It wouldn't be the remote for the hot tub tv?
It's good to hear that a self made millionaire like yourself wants to settle down with someone to see out your Twilight years. I mean the moon is fading fast in your case mate.
So to any ladies out there looking for a true gentleman look no further than Sir Nick (that's what he likes to be called).
I can vouch that he is a upstanding gentleman, maybe due to his age he may not be upstanding for to long at any one time.

Message posted by Ragnar on 02 August 2014 at 19:42

Ragnar @ 02/08/2014 19:42:57

dustin666

In: carlisle
Posts: 1275

IMHO , trying to replace the telly buttons with a woman is a complete waste of time. They can't channel hop fast enough and are easily distracted by the adverts for girly stuff.

I'm afraid you're going to have to bite the bullet and buy a universal one. Far cheaper than a wench and a whole. Lot less lippy.

Message posted by dustin666 on 02 August 2014 at 21:47

dustin666 @ 02/08/2014 21:47:48

Jackyan

In: Cheshire
Posts: 2751

Dusty do you wear the lipstick then,??

Message posted by Jackyan on 03 August 2014 at 09:11

Jackyan @ 03/08/2014 09:11:47

dustin666

In: carlisle
Posts: 1275

Lippy, as in cheeky, gobby, talking back etc with none logical comments. Pretty much as demonstrated in your post . Lipstick?? .

Message posted by dustin666 on 03 August 2014 at 12:34

dustin666 @ 03/08/2014 12:34:27

dustin666

In: carlisle
Posts: 1275

Oops , forgot. Lol ??

Message posted by dustin666 on 03 August 2014 at 12:43

dustin666 @ 03/08/2014 12:43:35

Jackyan

In: Cheshire
Posts: 2751

Yes but you love it when we answer back !! Xx

Message posted by Jackyan on 03 August 2014 at 17:03

Jackyan @ 03/08/2014 17:03:46

stutts

In: hampshire
Posts: 462

lots of points there ragnar,ive looked down side of sofa Rowandblossom,I will get my cleaner to check, if I settle down I could get rid of cleaner and gardener,and my grocery shopper .i will sleep on it

Message posted by stutts on 03 August 2014 at 21:03

stutts @ 03/08/2014 21:03:35

dustin666

In: carlisle
Posts: 1275

Absolutely Jackyan. I can't abide wimpy women. I much prefer an Amazon to a doormat.lol

Message posted by dustin666 on 03 August 2014 at 21:22

dustin666 @ 03/08/2014 21:22:18

allison_2011

In: northwich
Posts: 2068

So stutts, what type of woman are you looking to find to settle down with?
Tea on the table when you get in from work? Paper and slippers by the fire? Lol

Message posted by allison_2011 on 03 August 2014 at 23:18

allison_2011 @ 03/08/2014 23:18:24

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Hang on have I missed a trick?

Tbh I have never looked down the side of the sofa for a woman, but I guess it's worth a punt!

Message posted by Deleted Member on 04 August 2014 at 00:21

Deleted Member @ 04/08/2014 00:21:58

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

got to settle down hahahahaha only time I be doing that is at bed time

Message posted by Deleted Member on 05 August 2014 at 10:25

Deleted Member @ 05/08/2014 10:25:23

stutts

In: hampshire
Posts: 462

PANIC OVER,,,,cleaner found remote in wash basket in bathroom ,must have got mixed up with bathroom tv remote,happy days

Message posted by stutts on 05 August 2014 at 18:54

stutts @ 05/08/2014 18:54:02

Ragnar

In: London
Posts: 36457

And we was all looking forward to another BM wedding

Message posted by Ragnar on 05 August 2014 at 19:38

Ragnar @ 05/08/2014 19:38:36

stutts

In: hampshire
Posts: 462

have you decided on a date yet then

Message posted by stutts on 05 August 2014 at 20:07

stutts @ 05/08/2014 20:07:22

Ragnar

In: London
Posts: 36457

Well if that's the proposal you're giving me I'll have to say no.
I like someone to wine and dine me and oh yeah female

Message posted by Ragnar on 05 August 2014 at 20:18

Ragnar @ 05/08/2014 20:18:04

rowanblossom

In: Manchester
Posts: 29717

Wine n dine!!!! Cor you sets your sights high Rags. Think I need to up my standards from a pulse and own teeth:-)

Message posted by rowanblossom on 05 August 2014 at 21:06

rowanblossom @ 05/08/2014 21:06:25

stutts

In: hampshire
Posts: 462

Ragnar I heard xj wines and dines and hes a cross dresser

Message posted by stutts on 05 August 2014 at 22:20

stutts @ 05/08/2014 22:20:30

Ragnar

In: London
Posts: 36457

For you Jo I'd lower my standards of wine and dine to a Big Mac meal deal but you must go large to really catch my heart.
I've see XJ in a dress and his legs don't go with a miniskirt.

Message posted by Ragnar on 05 August 2014 at 23:02

Ragnar @ 05/08/2014 23:02:38

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