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Brummie Jackie

In: Hobbit HQ
Posts: 20609

After a Davenew or usedgood bodyworkoffers

Message posted by Brummie Jackie on 20 May 2014 at 21:21

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Littlefecker

In: Sheffield
Posts: 1790

I'll ask him when I find him....anyone seen Dave?!!

Message posted by Littlefecker on 20 May 2014 at 21:23

Littlefecker @ 20/05/2014 21:23:22

Brummie Jackie

In: Hobbit HQ
Posts: 20609

Is he a ninja?

Message posted by Brummie Jackie on 20 May 2014 at 21:23

Brummie Jackie @ 20/05/2014 21:23:51

rowanblossom

In: Manchester
Posts: 29717

What's the budget? Have ya tried fleaby?

Message posted by rowanblossom on 20 May 2014 at 21:25

rowanblossom @ 20/05/2014 21:25:06

Littlefecker

In: Sheffield
Posts: 1790

No he's a vegan....

Message posted by Littlefecker on 20 May 2014 at 21:25

Littlefecker @ 20/05/2014 21:25:21

Brummie Jackie

In: Hobbit HQ
Posts: 20609

If you unscrew his belly button will his bum fall off?

Message posted by Brummie Jackie on 20 May 2014 at 21:26

Brummie Jackie @ 20/05/2014 21:26:55

Littlefecker

In: Sheffield
Posts: 1790

No but if he lifts his arms above his head he falls through his arsehole.....

Message posted by Littlefecker on 20 May 2014 at 21:28

Littlefecker @ 20/05/2014 21:28:51

Brummie Jackie

In: Hobbit HQ
Posts: 20609

Can you get Dave accessories?

Message posted by Brummie Jackie on 20 May 2014 at 21:41

Brummie Jackie @ 20/05/2014 21:41:48

Littlefecker

In: Sheffield
Posts: 1790

Yes but only from the top end posh shops such as Lidl n Aldi

Message posted by Littlefecker on 20 May 2014 at 21:44

Littlefecker @ 20/05/2014 21:44:16

Brummie Jackie

In: Hobbit HQ
Posts: 20609

Damn cant use me nectar points then ....

Message posted by Brummie Jackie on 20 May 2014 at 21:45

Brummie Jackie @ 20/05/2014 21:45:47

Littlefecker

In: Sheffield
Posts: 1790

Sure Dave can sort summat out for ya on that one ;)

Message posted by Littlefecker on 20 May 2014 at 21:47

Littlefecker @ 20/05/2014 21:47:53

Brummie Jackie

In: Hobbit HQ
Posts: 20609

Does Dave know Alan?

Message posted by Brummie Jackie on 21 May 2014 at 12:07

Brummie Jackie @ 21/05/2014 12:07:47

Littlefecker

In: Sheffield
Posts: 1790

Everyone knows Alan!!

Message posted by Littlefecker on 21 May 2014 at 12:52

Littlefecker @ 21/05/2014 12:52:14

Lindsay

In: Leeds
Posts: 15143

You talkin about Big Alan or Little Alan?

Message posted by Lindsay on 22 May 2014 at 20:31

Lindsay @ 22/05/2014 20:31:42

teenybash

In: Thetford
Posts: 1306

Shoosh no one talks about little Alan

Message posted by teenybash on 24 May 2014 at 18:20

teenybash @ 24/05/2014 18:20:43

Cloud_God

In: Swindon and Lond
Posts: 731

Except Big Al

Message posted by Cloud_God on 26 May 2014 at 20:13

Cloud_God @ 26/05/2014 20:13:09

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

all this dave thingy is is all ok...but who the f@*k is alice

haha hehe

Message posted by Deleted Member on 27 May 2014 at 19:58

Deleted Member @ 27/05/2014 19:58:57

Cloud_God

In: Swindon and Lond
Posts: 731

Shoosh she's Big al's bird

Message posted by Cloud_God on 27 May 2014 at 23:02

Cloud_God @ 27/05/2014 23:02:31

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

And if Dave finds out.......Then I bet Sam will get involved!

Message posted by Deleted Member on 02 June 2014 at 09:07

Deleted Member @ 02/06/2014 09:07:15

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

so what happened to lassie??????????

Message posted by Deleted Member on 02 June 2014 at 21:38

Deleted Member @ 02/06/2014 21:38:28

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