Don't know what you're all complaining about

I've been wearing a Lidl helmet for 4 years now

I'll be buying another this Thursday as the 2nd visor is now showing signs of age

I must have a very different head to you lot

These helmets undergo "rigorous" testing under a "stringent" regime

Otherwise they wouldn't get TUV approval

Each to their own I suppose

But my 50 years worth of experience ...
(some of it in the motorcycle trade)
Tells me that I'm as safe in one these as a helmet with a 3 figure price tag

Just because it's "discounted" doesn't mean that it's inferior