Aaaaaaaaarghhhhhh!  

How come technology always fails when you need it?!

There I was logged on to BM via phone, it starts playing silly devils and faltering every now and then just when convo getting good, then it dies completely for absolutely no good reason.

Get the laptop out ... it takes 20 mins to load up and get onto BM (God knows why?) then each and every  time I ask the damn thing to do anything it either shakes its tiny fist at me in a Wg  gesture and sits looking at me blankly or it shuts itself into its nice safe little blue screen of death mode!  

Is technology really that clever that it thinks F**k her, she is enjoying herself a tad too much, think I'll pee her off by refusing to play ball??

Is it just me that is being infuriated by the whole flippin thing?                                                                                                                                                                             

gbnp...see advice on sad/unhappy post...lol                                                                                                                                                                             

Thanks for that Jinx ...LMAO!                                                                                                                                                                              

and technology not just got it in for you.....me and electrics do not get on..                                                                                                                                                                             

Take Laptop out side place in a nice sunny spot and  tell it very nicely if it dont play ball you will shove a garden fork up its download port                                                                                                                                                                              

Ooo-eeer missus, now that sounds painful (cringe). Although i wish someone would take me to a nice sunny spot ... But u dont want a fork thank you!

JP your expert advice never fails to make me titter!!                                                                                                                                                                             

Right! Rant time again! - second thoughts I won't put you all through it again but suffice to say that the whole flipping kit n caboodle has done it again,I'm gonna cry! (Boohoo)

Does anyone have a mega huge hammer that I can use on the technology in my home?!

Im gonna get some carrier pigeons and a couple of tin cans on string ... they may work better than this rubbish! Bah Humbug!!

and breathe ... rant is officially OVER!

Sod it, GBNP. Just write a letter                                                                                                                                                                             

Ooohh paper, pen n ink, now thats something i have a vague recollection of ...

Slate n chalk was so difficult and sooooo last century!!

Thanks will, much appreciated (grin)                                                                                                                                                                             

How about, go into recovery and reload to last safe save.... Might undo what ever settings have been changed.....alternatively switch it on in safe mode and carryout full scans for virus and defrag etc if that doesn't work...see post re fork down its port lol

Was just going to say the same as previous post, if you have anymore probs got bike gimme a shout,, qualified in IT ,,ill try to help. Boody.                                                                                                                                                                             

It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.-- Albert Einstein
                                                                                                                                                                             

Thanks guys,

Johnny - already done full scan and restored system to last point i know it was fine, hopefully that will be ok but i aint holding my breath! Where's that blasted fork wen u need it ...

Boody - you may have to become my personal technology wiz, i can pay in tea n bikkies.

Gadget ... That einstein geezer was a pretty clever bloke in the big scheme of things wasnt he?!