hahah xj.. that med me chuckle.. and by eck lad we dunt arf av sum fun oop norf

UPDATE: .. emptied the float, checked the air filter.. and tried again..
Battery flat

Luckily Ziggy has a kick start aswell

(I'm just too weak and feeble to use it) ..
Wouldn't start on kick either, checked spark plug ( fairly new one! ) no spark

Put old one back in.. managed to get him running.... eventually..and run him for a fair bit to get some charge in the battery.

Maybe I don't need a new carb after all?

So going for a new spark plug tomorrow..and hopefully I'll be able to get out for a little ride before I'm back at work.