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non-hotmale

In: Leyland
Posts: 243

Anyone know any good ones?

Message posted by non-hotmale on 14 March 2013 at 07:13

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Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

One fine day in the middle of the night Two dead men got up to fight Back to back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other... Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water Jill came down with half a crown She didnt go for water....

Message posted by Deleted Member on 14 March 2013 at 17:12

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jinx57

In: Leonard Stanley
Posts: 28149

there was a young priest from belgrade,who found a dead pro in a cave,he said "it's disgusting,but she only needs dusting,and think of the money i'll save !!"......................(roar of applause)

Message posted by jinx57 on 14 March 2013 at 19:16

jinx57 @ 14/03/2013 19:16:12

jinx57

In: Leonard Stanley
Posts: 28149

there was a young lady from leeds ,who swallowed a packet of seeds,in less than an hour her arse was in flower,and her tits were covered in weeds...!

Message posted by jinx57 on 14 March 2013 at 19:19

jinx57 @ 14/03/2013 19:19:07

non-hotmale

In: Leyland
Posts: 243

There was a girl from the Azores
Whose crotch was covered in sores
All the dogs in the street used to eat the green meat
That hung in festoons from her draws.

Message posted by non-hotmale on 14 March 2013 at 19:55

non-hotmale @ 14/03/2013 19:55:22

davidneale

In: London
Posts: 25650

Mary had a little skirt with splits right up the sides and everywhere that Mary went the boys could see her thighs. Mary had another skirt 'twas split right up the front ...But she didn't wear that one often.

Message posted by davidneale on 14 March 2013 at 23:42

davidneale @ 14/03/2013 23:42:44

davidneale

In: London
Posts: 25650

Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the pie man 'What have u got there?' Said the pie man unto Simon "Pies you dickhead".

Message posted by davidneale on 14 March 2013 at 23:44

davidneale @ 14/03/2013 23:44:09

davidneale

In: London
Posts: 25650

Jack and Jill Went up the hill And planned to do some kissing. Jack made a pass and grabbed her ass Now two of his teeth are missing. Mary had a little lamb Its fleece was white and wispy. Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease And now it's black and crispy.

Message posted by davidneale on 14 March 2013 at 23:46

davidneale @ 14/03/2013 23:46:00

non-hotmale

In: Leyland
Posts: 243

There was a young lady from Nice
Who fell in love with a priest
She said to hell with religion
And show me your pigeon
I bet its 12 inches at least

Message posted by non-hotmale on 15 March 2013 at 00:09

non-hotmale @ 15/03/2013 00:09:24

mad munky

In: Hull
Posts: 6549

Mary had a little pig
It always was a grunting
She tied it to a five barred gate
And kicked its little head in

Message posted by mad munky on 15 March 2013 at 07:28

mad munky @ 15/03/2013 07:28:51

justjerry

In: The Lizard
Posts: 2505

There once was a man from Madrass
Whose bollocks were made out of brass
When he'd bang 'em together
They'd play "Stormy Weather"
And lightning would shoot up his ass

Message posted by justjerry on 15 March 2013 at 09:19

justjerry @ 15/03/2013 09:19:10

justjerry

In: The Lizard
Posts: 2505

There's a woman on-line now called Penny
Whose internet lovers are quite many
Her web-sites the best
Cos she shows off her chest
But none of the fans will get any

Message posted by justjerry on 15 March 2013 at 09:24

justjerry @ 15/03/2013 09:24:21

non-hotmale

In: Leyland
Posts: 243

There was a young man with a shiner
Who met a loose woman from China
She said there's a cure for that
Stick it under my tw Censored

t
And he ended up with his nose in her vagina.

Message posted by non-hotmale on 15 March 2013 at 17:41

non-hotmale @ 15/03/2013 17:41:46

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

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Message posted by Deleted Member on 15 March 2013 at 18:13

Deleted Member @ 15/03/2013 18:13:52

VFR800AJ

In: Sutton Coldfield
Posts: 5668

I put this in 'Poetry' a while ago but.......................... There was a young lady from ClaphamWho had too many kids and would slap ‘em, Till the council said, “Cease!”Now she calls the policeAnd they come round with tazers and zap ‘em.

Message posted by VFR800AJ on 15 March 2013 at 18:19

VFR800AJ @ 15/03/2013 18:19:25

davidneale

In: London
Posts: 25650

There once was an old man of LymeWho married three wives at a time.When asked, “Why a third?”He replied, “One's absurd!And bigamy, sir, is a crime.”

Message posted by davidneale on 19 March 2013 at 13:37

davidneale @ 19/03/2013 13:37:53

non-hotmale

In: Leyland
Posts: 243

There once was a woman from Orton,
Who had one big tit and a short un,
To make up for that
She had a cavernous tw Censored

t
And a fart like an overrun Norton

Message posted by non-hotmale on 19 March 2013 at 18:04

non-hotmale @ 19/03/2013 18:04:03

jinx57

In: Leonard Stanley
Posts: 28149

.................a place in Ireland...hahahahahaha

Message posted by jinx57 on 20 March 2013 at 15:03

jinx57 @ 20/03/2013 15:03:14

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