Ah well, at least I didn't get after-shave THIS year, that's a bonus!
Neither did I
I'm on my own too but it means...
...that I can be selfish and watch the programmes I want to watch
...I don't have to listen to anyone snoring while the telly is on
...I don't have to cook for others, then do all the washing up
It's not so bad being alone on Christmas day, it's no different to the other 364 days