Once upon a time, a perfect man meets the perfect woman. After the perfect courtship, they had the perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course perfect.   One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. being the perfect couple they stopped to help.   There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys, not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their car, soon they were driving along delivering toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa had a accident.   Only one of them survived the accident.   Who was the survivor? (scroll down to find out the answer)               Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.   Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.   Men keep scrolling.             So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explans the car accident.         By the way, if you're are a woman and still reading, this illustrates another point: Women never listen.                                                                                                                                                                             

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               

I aint listened Ragnar...so i read on...lmho..                                                                                                                                                                             

already know her, ta very much..............xxx                                                                                                                                                                             

That's funny!!                                                                                                                                                                             

errr there no santer errr that not true rag  you are telling porkes
santer and the easter bunny were playing golf just the other day till the tooth fairy  got all the holes mixed up
                                                                                                                                                                             

pmsl......it aint case of never listen ........ more case of nosey to the end.......                                                                                                                                                                              

WHAT ?
Santa doesn't exist ?

and I have been extra good
                                                                                                                                                                             

not what it says on my list....ho ho ho...x