And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found at all the four corners of the World.     Then he made the World round ....and laughed and laughed and laughed....                                                                                                                                                                             

That is funny!!!!! LOL                                                                                                                                                                             

That explains the understanding women forum then!!! We got no chance with the REF on their side!                                                                                                                                                                             

Perhaps it's because God is a woman                                                                                                                                                                              

God is merely a backwards dog                                                                                                                                                                              

Aaaah! If God is a woman that's why she's always busy multi-tasking but the world's in a mess,too busy to sort the corners out!                                                                                                                                                                             

Rules For Men
1. The Female always makes The Rules. 

2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification. 

3. No Male can possibly know all The Rules. 

4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some or all of The Rules. 

5. The Female is never wrong. 

6. (If the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the Male did or said wrong.) 

7. (If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.) 

8. The Female can change her mind at any given point in time. 

9. The Male must never change his mind without express written consent from the Female. 

10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time. 

11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female Wants him to be angry or upset. 

12. The Female must under no circumstances let the Male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset. 

13. The Male is expected to mind read at all times. 

14. The Male who doesn't abide by The Rules, can't take the heat, lacks a backbone, and is a wimp. 

15. Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm.

16. At no time can the Male make such comments as "Insignificant" and "Is that all?" when the Female is complaining.

17. If the Female has PMS, all The Rules are null and void!
                                                                                                                                                                             

Why do you women have to have so manby rules to many rules make for an unhappy life, thats why lots of rules get broken                                                                                                                                                                             

Rules are made by idiots for the guidance of fools,that lets me out then.                                                                                                                                                                             

What's rules?                                                                                                                                                                             

I use a rule to draw a straight line, now i'm confused                                                                                                                                                                              

Thought rules were meant to be broken , some of em anyway...   I have one tiny rule though,  No bikey boots on me carpets...   ( Sits in the corner and Waits for the flack, )...                                                                                                                                                                             

thats a racial comment against bikers u should be sitting on the nawty step                                                                                                                                                                             

Only one reply lol...   Nawty step here i come...........brr its cold lol                                                                                                                                                                             

I dont have carpets downstairs in house, its easier for the furry and feathery beasts lol

(Oh and working on bike in house)
                                                                                                                                                                             

buy flotex carpet,perfect for kitchen and garage alike,lol                                                                                                                                                                             

Thanks Jinx, Flotex..just what i need for my tent...lol                                                                                                                                                                             

thought u bought carpet by the sq metre notb the sq tent                                                                                                                                                                             

Lol... Sprinty...you better be able to sprint cos when i see you at the rally you will need to run....Fast                                                                                                                                                                               

way hey, I like racing!