Quotes From Women You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. -- Erica Jong  My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. -- Rita Rudner I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde. -- Dolly Parton I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. -- Wendy Liebman Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth to. -- Erma Bombeck If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. -- Sue Grafton I would love to speak a foreign language, but I can't. So I grew hair under my arms instead. -- Sue Kolinsky I think -- therefore I'm single. -- Lizz Winstead 'When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.' -- Elayne Boosler 'I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.' -- Gilda Radner 'Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.' -- Maryon Pearson 'Our struggle today is not to have a female Einstein get appointed as an assistant professor. It is for a woman schlemiel to get as quickly promoted as a male schlemiel.' --- Bella Abzug 'In politics, If you want anything said, ask a man; If you want anything done, ask a woman.' -- Margaret Thatcher 'I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.' -- Gloria Steinem 'Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths.' -- Baroness Edith Summerskill 'If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?' -- Linda Ellerbee 'Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.' -- Gloria Steinem Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.' -- Katharine Hepburn                                                                                                                                                                             

                                                                                                                                                                               

im glad you liked it                                                                                                                                                                              

Im keepin me head down here....let me know when its safe to come up for air....                                                                                                                                                                             

                                                                                                                                                                             

I like the Katherine Hepburb quote                                                                                                                                                                              

                                                                                                                                                                             

I'm a very inteligent bloke.  Now here's your chance to buck the trend!! I'm always open to offers. But there again, does that mean that women think i'm stupid? Duh                                                                                                                                                                             

Oh so true!!!!                                                                                                                                                                             

Wasnt expecting to see you back so soon cbrb. Things looking better?                                                                                                                                                                             

Very Good