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centurion

In: Catterick Garris
Posts: 636

This is an actual story as reported in the Darlington & Stockton Times this week: MAN KICKED BY HORSE A Darlington man was airlifted to hospital after being kicked in the face by a horse and suffering sevier facial injuries His condition has been described as stable. I thought for a minute I was reading the transcript of a Two Ronnies news reading sketch!

Message posted by centurion on 12 May 2012 at 16:35

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davidneale

In: London
Posts: 25650

I bet that hurt, poor bloke! Apparently the horse was upet by it, going by it's long face.

Message posted by davidneale on 12 May 2012 at 21:29

davidneale @ 12/05/2012 21:29:26

AndySimmo

In: Portslade, Brigh
Posts: 1078

Oh come on you two, stop horsing about

Message posted by AndySimmo on 13 May 2012 at 23:13

AndySimmo @ 13/05/2012 23:13:23

davidneale

In: London
Posts: 25650

Was that one off the hoof?

Message posted by davidneale on 14 May 2012 at 00:42

davidneale @ 14/05/2012 00:42:32

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

just a short tale

Message posted by Deleted Member on 14 May 2012 at 00:56

Deleted Member @ 14/05/2012 00:56:25

davidneale

In: London
Posts: 25650

Not the Mane story then!

Message posted by davidneale on 14 May 2012 at 01:09

davidneale @ 14/05/2012 01:09:47

AndySimmo

In: Portslade, Brigh
Posts: 1078

Neigh, no where near the mane story!

Message posted by AndySimmo on 14 May 2012 at 18:35

AndySimmo @ 14/05/2012 18:35:40

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

just a footnote

Message posted by Deleted Member on 14 May 2012 at 21:59

Deleted Member @ 14/05/2012 21:59:44

davidneale

In: London
Posts: 25650

about the reins coming.

Message posted by davidneale on 14 May 2012 at 22:20

davidneale @ 14/05/2012 22:20:13

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

to long in the tooth for me

Message posted by Deleted Member on 14 May 2012 at 22:49

Deleted Member @ 14/05/2012 22:49:01

davidneale

In: London
Posts: 25650

and too long in the saddle for me

Message posted by davidneale on 15 May 2012 at 07:18

davidneale @ 15/05/2012 07:18:40

AndySimmo

In: Portslade, Brigh
Posts: 1078

Nothing i like more than going for a ride on my bike at galloping speed

Message posted by AndySimmo on 15 May 2012 at 09:36

AndySimmo @ 15/05/2012 09:36:41

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

getting the bit between your teeth

Message posted by Deleted Member on 15 May 2012 at 23:36

Deleted Member @ 15/05/2012 23:36:05

davidneale

In: London
Posts: 25650

Only jockeying for position

Message posted by davidneale on 16 May 2012 at 05:41

davidneale @ 16/05/2012 05:41:41

centurion

In: Catterick Garris
Posts: 636

Have any of you guys considered working for the Darlington & Stockton Times ? Or do you already?

Message posted by centurion on 16 May 2012 at 10:54

centurion @ 16/05/2012 10:54:43

davidneale

In: London
Posts: 25650

Was considering the Horse and hound

Message posted by davidneale on 16 May 2012 at 12:36

davidneale @ 16/05/2012 12:36:01

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Neigh lads, stop your whinnying, a good dose of Epsom salts cure all, will have the chap back on his feet & galloping about in no time!!

Message posted by Deleted Member on 02 June 2012 at 23:44

Deleted Member @ 02/06/2012 23:44:11

davidneale

In: London
Posts: 25650

That Epsoms salts can give you the trots.

Message posted by davidneale on 02 June 2012 at 23:54

davidneale @ 02/06/2012 23:54:23

mad munky

In: Hull
Posts: 6549

Think he'd do better with a nice nurse giving him his oats

Message posted by mad munky on 12 June 2012 at 17:01

mad munky @ 12/06/2012 17:01:07

davidneale

In: London
Posts: 25650

Will he need blinkers

Message posted by davidneale on 14 June 2012 at 17:48

davidneale @ 14/06/2012 17:48:47

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