I once had a blind date with a guy who was the image of Mr Claus, except he didn't have a beard but he got the sack cos he was married
On the phone he said he looked like Jeremy Clarkson (so I was expecting unattractive lol) but he was a foot shorter a foot rounder and had white hair not brown.
I asked him if I could have the mirror he uses
These days it's me who resembles the Mr Claus physique