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Another one for the ladies! (Sorry guys!)

9 Posts | Latest reply on 16/07/2007 05:27:06 by Di | Go to original / last post

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Dulali

In: Harwich
Posts: 34

A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle. For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged masculine features. However, when she is menstruating she prefers a man dowsed in petrol, set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump jammed up his backside! Sorry, may be way off for a newbie but just received this by text and had the strangest urge to post it! I don't understand the joke myself !!!!

Message posted by Dulali on 15 July 2007 at 14:37

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Dulali @ 15/07/2007 14:37:35

lcotgrave

In: Birkenhead
Posts: 398

Good one lol

Message posted by lcotgrave on 15 July 2007 at 14:44

lcotgrave @ 15/07/2007 14:44:38

In: Wellingborough
Posts: 4452

Message posted by Di on 15 July 2007 at 15:28

Di @ 15/07/2007 15:28:41

bluesbiker

In: Birmingham in th
Posts: 2510

My timing must be 'kin terrible!

LOL

Message posted by bluesbiker on 15 July 2007 at 15:30

bluesbiker @ 15/07/2007 15:30:31

Dulali

In: Harwich
Posts: 34

Why is that then blues? - Have you had a nasty episode involving a cricket stump? - Do tell all.............

Message posted by Dulali on 15 July 2007 at 15:34

Dulali @ 15/07/2007 15:34:09

bluesbiker

In: Birmingham in th
Posts: 2510

It's the reaon i stopped bothering to send anyone messages. I will say no more.

Message posted by bluesbiker on 15 July 2007 at 15:39

bluesbiker @ 15/07/2007 15:39:28

cbrbabe

In: Bedfordshire
Posts: 140

very good Dulali and welcome, me thinks you'll fit in well here....Not that us ladies have any thing against the men folk!!!!!

Message posted by cbrbabe on 15 July 2007 at 16:51

cbrbabe @ 15/07/2007 16:51:57

Oggy

In: Ely. Cambs
Posts: 2182

Bloody hell!! & you seemed so sweet too!!

Right lads,lets all find a pub where we can hide for at least 5 days once a month

Just kidding,I actualy did find it amusing

Message posted by Oggy on 15 July 2007 at 19:05

Oggy @ 15/07/2007 19:05:36

In: Wellingborough
Posts: 4452

Just do wot scooby does lads, go hide under a table til it's safe to come out again!

Message posted by Di on 16 July 2007 at 05:27

Di @ 16/07/2007 05:27:06

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