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I'm beyond help,and past caring,facial hair is for life not just for Christmas seasonal jobs....😆

lolol@Jinx

Hair fashion these days, it's now all about leaving the face alone and shaving the balls instead ;)

Hair fashion these days, it's now all about leaving the face alone and shaving the balls instead ;)

Words fail me....not often,but the thought of that makes me wince....haha
                                                                                                                                                                             

maybe a stick on job from the joke shop? a long one for harley heads, goatees or nothing for us sports bikers!.....damn what an idea                                                                                                                                                                             

Like most of the blokes on here I find shaving really tedious . Have had beards , moustache and been clean shaven in the past . I recently got so fed up trying to keep my short beard in shape so I decided to just let it grow but then one day it made me look so old and I have found that many women dislike beards . I may now go back to just the tash . The other thing I noticed was this cheesy smell that seemed to follow me around wherever I went . Thought it was something in the air until I finally realised it was me niffing my own facial hair . Used beard oil and aftershave etc . but beards always seem to stink . It does really interest me - why do some of you women find beards attractive when other women clearly find them a big turn off . They seem to have come back into fashion but I remember a time when I was growing up they were quite unpopular .

I don't have a clue why I like em but I've seen two mighty fine specimens this weekend 😉

One quite long, wedge shaped with badger stripes, on a bald headed, tattooed, older, rather enthusiastic air geee-tar specialist! 😍

The other, shorter, slightly pointy, dark with a grey streak to one side, on a younger guy with long flowing locks, playing Bass!👍

Never got close enough to notice a 'smell' so I can't comment on that 😂

📣All Hail The Beard!

Well i've had a good sniff at mine,so did the resident fieldmice and starlings,and they seemed to be okay....mind you,i have had my birthday shower this year...;)>
As to texture,my beard is as soft as a stolen virgin's kiss,not Brillo pad..:o)>>>>                                                                                                                                                                             

😂😂😂😂😂. That's a new one Jinx. I didn't realise you went around stealing virgins... !!!

"As to texture,my beard is as soft as a stolen virgin's kiss,not Brillo pad..:o)>>>>"                                                                                                                                                                             

It's a well known fact linz that stolen virgins are so much better for cleaning burnt on food from pots and pans than brillo pads......and brillo pads are good.                                                                                                                                                                             

Brillo pads don't have a tongue...😈                                                                                                                                                                             

No comment I KNOW it's a first😱                                                                                                                                                                             

Linds with NOTHING to say . . . . Am gobsmaked [ now that is really " vigin on the impossible " hiding again ]                                                                                                                                                                             

Lol Jinx :)                                                                                                                                                                             

One aims to please,lol :)>>>                                                                                                                                                                             

Just look at that beard! ^^^^

Jinx, what on earth are you putting on it? It's growing at a phenomenal speed! 😱😵

You planning on applying for Santa job this year or what? 😉                                                                                                                                                                             

Got to do something whilst the schools are on holiday,Linz..lol
As for growth tips,they're a secret...i could tell you,but then assassinate you afterwards...💀                                                                                                                                                                             

Linz, next time I see you I'll tell you the secret to growing a beard......although I'm not sure one will suit you.                                                                                                                                                                             

I'll have you know D6 that mine is coming along fairly well. However, I doubt I will ever be in the same league as yourself and Jinx. ☺😊                                                                                                                                                                             

Get yourself a pot of goose grease,and a handful of patience,Lindsay..all good things come to those that wait...xx                                                                                                                                                                             

I used to have a goatee but now a full beard how many people like mine??? Would like some answers???                                                                                                                                                                             

(In a manly way)Looks okay to me,in a vaguely familiar way...👍👍